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| - Dare is a slut who goes roung fucking everething she see's.she once had a 3 way with the rookie and buck.she was last seen sucking the rookies dildo. she is a f*ckin slut who has had sex with everyone in the universe yep even yo mama. She also tends to mulchinate the beaninator. Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom The Universe keeps expanding because it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can skydive underwater. When Chuck Norris plays video games, God mode instantly turns on Chuck Norris once went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, when he was denied a Big Mac he roundhoused kicked BK so hard it became a KFC. The only canned beverage Chuck Norris opens is a can of whoop-ass The 6 branches of the military are the army , navy , air force , marines , coast guard , and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't sell ice cream he sells U scream. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor and NASA still owes him a beer Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death
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