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| - Laverne: I feel like he's pulling my udders and that milk comes out! Squiggy (enters): Hello! Law & Order : In the cowminal justice system, the livestock are represented by two separate, yet equally important, cows. Law & Order (again) : You have two cows. Cow 1 killed 17 children. Then a cop comes and yells at Cow 2. Cow 2 goes to prison. Late Show : You have two cows. Monkey! Paul Shaffer! Two cows, Paul. Hehehehe... two cows. Legends of the Hidden Temple : You have two cows. First, run to the wall. Climb the large stone blocks and chains to reach the top. Then, drop your first cow into the basket. Then it's your partner's turn! Your partner will climb the other wall to try to drop their cow into the basket. The first team to get both cows into the basket--or the team who is far
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| - Laverne: I feel like he's pulling my udders and that milk comes out! Squiggy (enters): Hello! Law & Order : In the cowminal justice system, the livestock are represented by two separate, yet equally important, cows. Law & Order (again) : You have two cows. Cow 1 killed 17 children. Then a cop comes and yells at Cow 2. Cow 2 goes to prison. Late Show : You have two cows. Monkey! Paul Shaffer! Two cows, Paul. Hehehehe... two cows. Legends of the Hidden Temple : You have two cows. First, run to the wall. Climb the large stone blocks and chains to reach the top. Then, drop your first cow into the basket. Then it's your partner's turn! Your partner will climb the other wall to try to drop their cow into the basket. The first team to get both cows into the basket--or the team who is farthest along in sixty seconds--wins and gets the half-pendant of life. Little Britain : You have two cows, they churn out the same old sour tasting milk week after week. Little Britain (again) : You have two bulls, and they keep dressing up as cows or gay bulls. Lost : You and a bunch of people with conveniently interesting backgrounds are stranded on an island with two polar bears cows. Lost (again): You have two polar bears. You shouldn't. Lost (yet again): You have two new cows. Next week you are given two newer cows, and two more the week after that. After a few weeks, instead of getting two new cows again, you are given the first pair again. Then the second pair again. You keep getting old cows until you go batfuck insane and kill a bunch of people. Lost (yet again, again): You have 4,815,162,342 cows. You have no fucking clue where they came from, but they seem to be bad. Lost (yet again, again, again): You have 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 cows, which totals 108 cows. The number 108 probably has some special significance, and if you can't figure it out you will be eaten by a grue. Lost In Space : Warning! Warning! Two Cows approaching! Danger, Will Robinson! The Love Boat : Two cows come on board. One falls in love with Julie, but she learns from Captain Stubbing that the cow made fun of Gopher, so she breaks up with it. The other cow meets Charo and they leave the ship engaged to be married.
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