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| - Rigby: H-h-h... Mordecai: What? Rigby: (Looking at a $100 bill on the ground) H-h-hundred dollar bill... (Tries to grab it but it suddenly moves away) What the? (Starts to run after it) Mordecai: (Driving the Golf Cart) Get in! Rigby: Aw man! It's those Country Club jerks! Roger: (Laughs) They totally fell for it. Country Club Leader: Ah, that's rich. Male Member 2: Kinda like us! (The group laugh again) Rigby: You think it's funny to do that to people? Mordecai: Let's see how you like it! Rigby: Hm, hm, hm, hm! Female Member 1: Ah, stop! Security! Mordecai: Hey, what are you doing? You can't take our Golf Cart! Female Member 2: Here in the Country Club, we can do whatever we want. Roger: That's right babe. (Kisses her and they both drink) Rigby: Give us back our Cart! Country Club Leader: I'd rather not. You know why? Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event! (Looks over at the Female Member 1) What do you think dear? Female Member 1: Oh, I think it's a marvelous idea! (They kiss and drink their drinks) Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'orderves? (She and the rest of the group agree and they all leave) Mordecai: Man, forget this, I'm going to get the Cart. Mordecai and Rigby: Woah! Woah! Woah! (They get tossed out) Rigby: Man...Benson's gonna kill us when he finds out the Cart is missing Mordecai: He's not gonna find out. Mordecai: Guys, we need your help! Pops: What's the matter? Rigby: You guys have to promise not to tell Benson. The Golf Cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys help to get it back. (The group just stares at them blankly and they go back to what they were doing, except Thomas) What's the matter? Didn't you guys hear us? Muscle Man: Yeah, we heard you bro. But I'm not going anywhere near that Country Club! Mordecai: What? Why? Muscle Man: A couple of years ago, they confiscated a meat locker I had outside of my trailer. High Five Ghost: They also stole my four-wheeler. Pops: My prized orchid! Thomas: Wait...there's a Country Club?-- Skips: I've had to replace thirty dream catchers 'cause of those guys. With the amount of money they have, they're unstoppable. So, stay away from 'em! Mordecai: Come on guys, we can't do it without you! Skips: Sorry, no can do. Mordecai: Yeah, well, we don't have much of a choice. If we don't get the Cart back, then Benson is gonna kill us! Rigby: Alright, fine! We'll go on it ourselves. But can you guys at least make sure Benson doesn't find out about the Cart before we get back? Skips: Yeah...we can do that. Mordecai: Remember, we got blend in. (He and Rigby enter the Country Club near some men) Am I right? Rigby: Ace! Mordecai: Let's start in here. Mordecai and Rigby: Woah! Country Club Members: (To one set of Country Club members) (Laughing) Cheers! (To another group of members) (laughing) Cheers! Mordecai and Rigby: (Pretending to drink) Cheers! (The two head further out) Rigby: This place is crazy! (He and Mordecai walk up to a lone toilet in a large room) Is this the restroom? Mordecai: Weird...let's keep going. (He and Rigby walk past some doors into a room full of toilets) What the? (Looks around at the toilets) What's with all the toilets? Security Guard 1: Did you hear something? (Points in Mordecai and Rigby's direction) Security Guard 2: (Nods) Maybe it was your imagination. Security Guard 1: Yah, I always make my imagination get the best of me. Benson: (Pacing around) Okay, I'm tired of asking questions! So, now you're going to tell me what is going on! Thomas, I know you know. Thomas: (Confused) Huh? What? Benson: I SUGGEST YOU SPILL IT! Skips: Alright, everybody settle down. Benson: Well, look who decided to chime in. Skips: Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on, but you're not gonna like it... Benson: WHAT?!?! Mordecai and Rigby: Huh? What? Country Club Leader: Well, well, well, everyone! Please join me in welcoming our honored guests! (He and the other members clap and cheer for them) Mordecai: Let us go! Rigby: Yeah, and give us our Cart back! Country Club Leader: Oh, you'll be seeing your old Cart soon enough. But not before we make a few "improvements." Mordecai: What do you mean "improvements"? Country Club Leader: We'll be turning it...into a toilet! (The other members cheer) Bring out the Toilet Making Machine! Rigby: You have a machine that turns things into toilets? Country Club Leader: Yeah...I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're not rich! Female Member 1: Not at all. Country Club Member: Good one pumpkin-cheecks! (Kisses her) But if you were, you know that the only thing that matters in life is turning other people's things into toilets! Mordecai: What? That doesn't even make any sense! Rigby: Yeah! And you already have a ton of toilets, why do you need to turn our Golf Cart into one? Country Club Leader: Because this is a special occasion, we're gonna shoot into outer space. It's the "richest" way to celebrate the Summer Solstice. (Three men are seen underwater and they activate a ramp and a rocket that points up at the sky. Mordecai and Rigby are knocked out by two of the Security Guards and their mouths are tapped up) Roger: Hey, why don't we turn them into toilets and shoot them into space! Country Club Leader: Excellent idea, Roger! Now, bring out the cart and start the machine! (Two Security Guards bring out the Golf Cart and places it into one part of the Toilet Making Machine. The Country Club Leader laughs evily as he turns on the machine and the Golf Cart starts to move) Yes... Gate Guard: Did you get your wife anything for the Solstice? (The second Gate Guard just looks at him annoyingly and the two spot something) Stop! This is invite-only! Country Club Leader: WHAT?! Benson: (Gets out of the car) Why didn't you tell me the Country Club stole the Cart?! (Mordecai and Rigby obviously say "Benson!" but their voices are muffled due to their mouths still being tapped up) These guys has been taking our stuff LONG enough! Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Skips, and Pops: Yeah! Benson: Well, not this time, not everyone can just buy another boom-box when theirs get stolen you know! Some of us have to work really hard to replace our boom-boxes! So, I think it's time we take back what's ours! Country Club Leader: That may be a little difficult. Seeing how your not rich! (Takes out a gun and all of the rest of the Country Club members scream and run away. He then raises the gun up high) Call in the Calvary! Mordecai: Look out! Mordecai: Let's get the Cart! (He and Rigby run closer to the Toliet Making Machine but they are stopped by the Country Club Leader) Shouldn't have messed with us man! (Punches the Country Club Leader but it doesn't seem to affect him) Rigby: Let me handle this, in your face! (Punches the Country Club Leader but it still doesn't affect him) Country Club Leader: (Laughs) I had sixty-sevenface lifts. I can't feel a thing! (Grabs Mordecai and Rigby by their faces) And I had tiger tendents implanted in my hands, so I can mess with whoever I please! (Throws them down) Benson: (Grabs one of the Jockey's sticks) Hey, watch it! He's just an intern! Jockey: Intern THIS buddy! (Kicks Benson in the face) Submarine Diver: Disable the water cannon. Muscle Man: Where's it coming from? (Notices a tennis player high on the roof firing tennis balls at them) We gotta take control of the tower! Country Club Leader: You're ruining the Solstice! (Not affected by Mordecai's punches) The Cart will go through! (Tosses Rigby backwards but Mordecai grabs onto the cart) STOP! STOP IT! (Tosses Mordecai down) Muscle Man: Thomas, don't let the balls hit you! (Thomas is hit by a tennis ball and lands hard on the ground)' THOMAS! Mordecai: Muscle Man, you gotta stall the machine! Muscle Man: I'm on it! (Takes off his shirt and tosses it at the tennis player) Tennis Player: Argh, it smells like barf! (Falls off the roof screaming) High Five Ghost: There, shoot it! Mordecai and Rigby: NOW! (They move out of the way) Country Club Leader: Hey! (The Golf Cart lands on him) Muscle Man: Yes! Country Club Leader: No, you can't stop the machine! Do you have any idea how much this thing costs?! (Charges toward them) Mordecai: Well then I hope you get your money's worth. (Drives the Cart foward which causes the Country Club Leader to go through the lasers and he is turned into a toilet) Country Club Leader: No! (Lands into the rocket and is blasted off into space) NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!! High Five Ghost: I wonder if I can still ride this four-wheeler? Muscle Man: I don't know, but I'm definitely gonna keep using this meat locker. (opens the meat locker of his toilet. The camera shifts over to Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and Skips) Mordecai: Thanks again for coming back and helping us guys. Benson: (Holding his boom-box toilet) Well, you know I'm proud of you two. You had the guts to stand up to these people and take back what's ours. Skips: (Holding a dreamcatcher toilet) Yeah, seriously. Now I can finally catch up on my dream-catchin'. Rigby: (He and Mordecai look up at the sky) So, you think that guy will be able to survive up in space? Mordecai: Probably, he's rich! (He and Rigby laugh, then sigh, as the Country Club Leader, still in toilet form, is seen drifting through space)
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