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| - Pokémon Black & White is a short-story series creed by User:Swedigimon. It's plot is based on the games with the same name and chronicles Black's journey to be the greatest trainer in Unova and White's journey to participate in contests all over the region.
- Pokémon Black (jap. ポケットモンスターブラック, Poketto Monsutā Burakku) oraz Pokémon White (jap. ポケットモンスターホワイト, Poketto Monsutā Howaito) są to dwie gierki z serii fajnych stworzonek, wydane na konsolę Nintendo DS. W kraju kwitnącej wiśni gra miała swoją premierę 18 września 2010 roku, USA 6 marca 2011 roku, a w Europie i co za tym idzie u nas 4 marca 2011 roku.
- From the developer that had exactly one idea about twenty years ago (Game Freak Productions) comes the fifth iteration of the exact same game you bought over and over, and over and over again. Oh come on, Pokémon Black and White. So throw in your Pikachu-onesie, charge your 3DS battery, and prepare to be filled to the brim with all the Pokémon you can handle including all 156 new Pokemon to fight with and catch, and at this point we pretty much have to name 'em all. (heavy breathing) Starring: V for Victini Smug AF (Snivy) Snake with Feet (Servine) Snakes in a Game (Serperior) Te Piglet (Tepig)
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| - From the developer that had exactly one idea about twenty years ago (Game Freak Productions) comes the fifth iteration of the exact same game you bought over and over, and over and over again. Oh come on, Pokémon Black and White. Descend yet again to the realms of the Pokémon world and get ready to strain your thumb one more time as you furiously mash your way pass the unbearable tutorials until you reach the main game and you realize that even with the new coat of paint, it's still the exact same formula as all the ones before it. I mean honestly if you are surprised by that at this point, I don't know what to tell you. Experience the series that makes up for being creatively stagnant by cramming every sequel full to the brim with more of everything featuring more friends (Cheren & Bianca), more rivals, bigger buildings, more animation, more dudes in a single fight, even more pointless minigames, and fitly lower-screen bulls**t; and yet five games later -- You still have to carry Pokémon to swim and cut grass for you? What's next, Pokemon that holds my hand when I take a s**t? Get ready for the Pokémon game that finally addresses the glaring ethnical issues of the heart of the Pokémon universe as you take on Team Plasma, an unlikely mashup of Team Rocket and PETA whose disasterly plan is just to stop everyone from pressing Pokemon into slavery against their will -- but somehow are still the bad guys of the story? Yeah, that's right! You like fighting, don't you? Yeah you do! Now get back into your little ball! So throw in your Pikachu-onesie, charge your 3DS battery, and prepare to be filled to the brim with all the Pokémon you can handle including all 156 new Pokemon to fight with and catch, and at this point we pretty much have to name 'em all. (heavy breathing) Starring: V for Victini Smug AF (Snivy) Snake with Feet (Servine) Snakes in a Game (Serperior) Te Piglet (Tepig) Bam Bam Pigalow (Pignite) Man Bear Pig (Emboar) Patton Oshawaott Dewott, m8? The Last Samurott Ratpat with Game Theory (Patrat) I've seen some S#!t (Watchog) Beverly Hill's Chihuahua (Lillipup) Just a F**king Dog (Herdier) Wilford Brimley (Stoutland) Dark Meowth (Purrloin) Liepard with a Vengance Broccoli Monkey (Pansage) Asparagus Monkey (Simisage) Poop Emoji Monkey (Pansear) Fat Emoji Monkey (Simisear) Nuclear Monkey (Panpour) Pot Monkey (Simipour) It's Not a Tumor (Munna) OK, It's a Tumor (Musharna) Trash Bird (Pidove) Sea Trash Bird (Tranquill) Unpleasant (Unfezant) NFL Blitzle Nazeebra (Zebstrika) Gloryhola (Roggenrola) Rock Lobster (Boldore) The Aggro Crag (Gigalith) Dryer Lint (Woobat) Swoop There It Is (Swoobat) Drilbur That Will Pierce The Heavens Edward Shivhands (Excadrill) Adellino (Audino) Timburrland Outside Home Depot-mon (Gurdurr) Earthquake (Conkeldurr) Beats By Dre (Tympole) Emperor Palpitoad Susan Boils (Seismitoad) Deepthroh Dicksawk Lettuce Cup (Sewaddle) Lettuce Wrap (Swadloon) Lettuce See DAT BOOTY (Leavanny) Bombchu (Venipede) Laundry Ball (Whirlipede) Scoliosis (Scolipede) Cottonelle (Cottonee) Charmin (Whimsicott) A Sentient Pistachio (Petilil) Southern Bellsprout (Lilligant) Basculin Robbins Save 10% by switching to Sandile Krokorokin Beats Smooth Krookodile Whoopie Cushion (Darumaka) Danny DeVito (Darmanitan) Cactuar (Maractus) Double Dwebble The Crustle Crab Monster Kid (Scraggy) Uncircumthighs (Scrafty) Bad Arizona Souvenier (Sigilyph) No Face (Yamask) 3spooky5me (Cofagrigus) Avaturtle (Tirtouga) Sea Bane (Carracosta) Toucan Sam (Archen) Skelkies (Archeops) Dumpster Baby (Trubbish) Garbage Design (Garbodor) The Mask Of Zorua Shadow the Hedgehog (Zoroark) Fivel Goes West (Minccino) Fivel Goes West Hollywood (Cinccino) Alfalfa (Gothita) Gonorrhea (Gothorita) Lady Ga-Ga (Gothitelle) Stem Cell (Solosis) Zygote (Duosion) Psychic Fetus (Reuniclus) Ducklett Tales Swanna Man Like it (Vanillite) Love it (Vanillish) Gotta Have it (Vanilluxe) Bambi (Deerling) Bambi's Dead Mom (Sawsbuck) Count Pikula (Emolga) Squeeze-it (Karrablast) A Mite's Tale (Escavalier) Butt Plug (Foongus) A Funguy To Be With (Amoonguss) Scrubbing Bubbles (Frillish) The Monopoly Guy (Jellicent) Actual Palindrome (Alomomola) The Tick (Joltik) Nightmare Fuel (Galvantula) World's Worst Kidney Stone (Ferroseed) Me So Thorny (Ferrothorn) Gears Of Snore (Klink/Klang/Klinklang) Remember The Tynamo Fleshlight (Eelektrik) Fleshlight Dentata (Eelektross) GIR (Elgyem) Invader Beheeyem LITerally The Worst Pokemon (Litwick) I Love Lamp (Lampent) Are you just drawing faces on things that are in the room? (Chandelure) Axew Rose Dental Plan (Fraxure) Mad Haxorus Boogerman (Cubchoo) Simon the Ice Bear (Beartic) Snowfleek (Cryogonal) Armored Core (Shelmet) Seafood with Attitude (Accelgor) Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (Stunfisk) Sock 'Em Boppers (Mienfoo) Chinese Mewtwo (Mienshao) Pacific Rim (Druddigon) Rockman (Golett) Rockman X (Golurk) Pawinard Stars Bisharpual Shaftalo (Bouffalant) Some More F**king Birds (Rufflet/Braviary/Vullaby/Mandibuzz) Michael Mann's Heatmor Duran Durant Ringo (Deino) Double Ringo (Zweilous) Yoko Ono (Hydreigon) Dust Bunny (Larvesta) Fat Mothra (Volcarona) Coballin' Zuul (Terrakin) Virizion Wireless Piccolo (Tornadus) Anal Beads (Thundurus) Swan Lake (Reshiram) Black Swan (Zekrom) Akinator (Landorus) Tyrannosaurus Flex (Kyurem) Brony Bait (Keldeo) Melanoma (Meloetta) and... Metal Gear (Genesect) Pokémon: Doesn't Matter if You're Black or White. Oh man! Have you seen the Detective Pikachu trailer?! It's everything I never knew I even wanted.
- Pokémon Black & White is a short-story series creed by User:Swedigimon. It's plot is based on the games with the same name and chronicles Black's journey to be the greatest trainer in Unova and White's journey to participate in contests all over the region.
- Pokémon Black (jap. ポケットモンスターブラック, Poketto Monsutā Burakku) oraz Pokémon White (jap. ポケットモンスターホワイト, Poketto Monsutā Howaito) są to dwie gierki z serii fajnych stworzonek, wydane na konsolę Nintendo DS. W kraju kwitnącej wiśni gra miała swoją premierę 18 września 2010 roku, USA 6 marca 2011 roku, a w Europie i co za tym idzie u nas 4 marca 2011 roku.
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