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Performing a lipocram ("lipocramming") is a complicated procedure that requires skilled doctors, nurses, and lawyers. Dozens of disclosures and disclaimers are customarily signed to ensure that the patient and his family understand that a lithe, athletic body is to be converted into a quivering blob. Some patients rave about acquiring a "meat curtain" as a way to protect against harsh winters in the Northeast. "Ayuh. 'S'like puttin' up cordwood," said one patient from New Hampshire.

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  • Performing a lipocram ("lipocramming") is a complicated procedure that requires skilled doctors, nurses, and lawyers. Dozens of disclosures and disclaimers are customarily signed to ensure that the patient and his family understand that a lithe, athletic body is to be converted into a quivering blob. Some patients rave about acquiring a "meat curtain" as a way to protect against harsh winters in the Northeast. "Ayuh. 'S'like puttin' up cordwood," said one patient from New Hampshire.
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  • Lipocram.mp3
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  • Lipocram.mp3
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  • Narration by Spike, 4:01, 2.76 Mb
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  • Performing a lipocram ("lipocramming") is a complicated procedure that requires skilled doctors, nurses, and lawyers. Dozens of disclosures and disclaimers are customarily signed to ensure that the patient and his family understand that a lithe, athletic body is to be converted into a quivering blob. In the procedure, fat is loaded into a syringe and then carefully injected into the patient, in hopes of missing arteries and veins. Sometimes the fat is expanded while inside the body, using a technique in which the fat is frothed and mixed with air. Irreverent interns often refer to this as "giving [the patient] a Smoothie." Some patients rave about acquiring a "meat curtain" as a way to protect against harsh winters in the Northeast. "Ayuh. 'S'like puttin' up cordwood," said one patient from New Hampshire.
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