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Basildon's population is made up largely of chavs. Most grown females are single mothers (the majority of mothers with children are under 18), therefore any straight male in the area has only entered to pay his maintenance money before quickly leaving. Basildon is also twinned with Basra, Iraq although Basra is in a better-looking state. This town put the 'tart' back into 'tartan'.

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  • Basildon
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  • Basildon's population is made up largely of chavs. Most grown females are single mothers (the majority of mothers with children are under 18), therefore any straight male in the area has only entered to pay his maintenance money before quickly leaving. Basildon is also twinned with Basra, Iraq although Basra is in a better-looking state. This town put the 'tart' back into 'tartan'.
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Nickname
  • "The Jewel of Essex", "Bas Vegas"
Languages
Currency
  • Gold chains, goldy-looking chains, sovereign rings, barter goods , speed and copied DVD's exchanged from the chinese guy from down the local public house.
Established
  • 1966(xsd:integer)
City Name
  • Basildon
State
Mayor
  • Basildon Council
abstract
  • Basildon's population is made up largely of chavs. Most grown females are single mothers (the majority of mothers with children are under 18), therefore any straight male in the area has only entered to pay his maintenance money before quickly leaving. Basildon is also twinned with Basra, Iraq although Basra is in a better-looking state. Information has been scarce of this city due to the illiteracy of its population and its fear of computers, trains and any form of transport other than the late 1980s Ford Escort RS. Burberry has its HQ here at 1 Chavington Road and is a mecca for all British fashionistas. This town put the 'tart' back into 'tartan'.
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