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It was an ordinary day in the forest when all the dead cats, good and bad, suddenly came back to life. And then they fell in love - but with the wrong people! Mistyfoot was out hunting when suddenly a brown tom appeared out of the blue. "Hawkfrost!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here?" Hey he's kind of cute, she thought. "I came back to life for no reason," said Hawkfrost. "Oh," she said. "...Why?" "Because I love you, Mistyfoot!" he cried like some dork in a cheesy romance movie. "I love you!" "Wanna be mates?" asked Hawkfrost. "Sure," said Mistyfoot. Then Tigerstar came back to life!

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  • It was an ordinary day in the forest when all the dead cats, good and bad, suddenly came back to life. And then they fell in love - but with the wrong people! Mistyfoot was out hunting when suddenly a brown tom appeared out of the blue. "Hawkfrost!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here?" Hey he's kind of cute, she thought. "I came back to life for no reason," said Hawkfrost. "Oh," she said. "...Why?" "Because I love you, Mistyfoot!" he cried like some dork in a cheesy romance movie. "I love you!" "Wanna be mates?" asked Hawkfrost. "Sure," said Mistyfoot. Then Tigerstar came back to life!
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  • It was an ordinary day in the forest when all the dead cats, good and bad, suddenly came back to life. And then they fell in love - but with the wrong people! Mistyfoot was out hunting when suddenly a brown tom appeared out of the blue. "Hawkfrost!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here?" Hey he's kind of cute, she thought. "I came back to life for no reason," said Hawkfrost. "Oh," she said. "...Why?" "Because I love you, Mistyfoot!" he cried like some dork in a cheesy romance movie. "I love you!" "I love you too, Hawkfrost!" said Mistyfoot. Because suddenly, out of the blue, she did. "Even though I already had kits with some non-existant tom! And now that you mention it, none of my kits are in the story either!" "Wanna be mates?" asked Hawkfrost. "Sure," said Mistyfoot. Then Tigerstar came back to life! "Tigerstar!" cried Mistyfoot. "What are you doing here?" "Hawkfrost," he hissed. "How dare you! You mated with Bluestar's kit!" "I kill you," said Silverstream, who was suddenly alive but she was mentally insane. She murdered Tigerstar in a very non-gory fashion, and he was dead again. "Silverstream!" cried Graystripe, who suddenly was not a ThunderClan cat anymore and thus allowed on RiverClan territory. "You're alive!" Silverstream then regained her sanity. "I no kill you," she said. "Yo, Graystripe! Wazzup?" "Well--wait a minute, WHERE DID HAWKFROST COME FROM?!" he screamed. "I have no idea, but she's my new mate," he said proudly. Graystripe died. "Graystripe! No!" said Silverstream. She jumped in the river and was dead. Then the Good Fairy came along. "Little baby foo-foos, I don't want you dying on me," she said. "Now be good kitties and come back to life!" "Ok," said Silverstream. "Except not you, Tigerstar," said the Good Fairy. "Cuz we don't like you."
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