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A Pork Pie is a small, meaty, pie, containing various bits of scraggy crap, left over from what the factory dog was unprepared to eat. Often marketed as a "Melton Mowbray Pork Pie", which is a bit of a misnomer, as the vast majority of pork pies are made in Chernobyl, and consequently are highly radioactive (most glow in the dark), and all of them are highly toxic. The pork plant is also quite unusual, consisting mostly of large slices of meat called 'chops' and grows steadily in moonlight but not sunlight. Lack of moonlight can cause it to turn green and to become smelly and watery.

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rdfs:label	Pork Pie
rdfs:comment	A Pork Pie is a small, meaty, pie, containing various bits of scraggy crap, left over from what the factory dog was unprepared to eat. Often marketed as a "Melton Mowbray Pork Pie", which is a bit of a misnomer, as the vast majority of pork pies are made in Chernobyl, and consequently are highly radioactive (most glow in the dark), and all of them are highly toxic. The pork plant is also quite unusual, consisting mostly of large slices of meat called 'chops' and grows steadily in moonlight but not sunlight. Lack of moonlight can cause it to turn green and to become smelly and watery.
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abstract	A Pork Pie is a small, meaty, pie, containing various bits of scraggy crap, left over from what the factory dog was unprepared to eat. Often marketed as a "Melton Mowbray Pork Pie", which is a bit of a misnomer, as the vast majority of pork pies are made in Chernobyl, and consequently are highly radioactive (most glow in the dark), and all of them are highly toxic. Interestingly, pork pies contain only 0.1% pork on average. Pork is a plant which bears the fruit of the same name and it is widely believed that outdoor grown pork is tastier and more tenderer than indoor grown pork. The controversial classification as a fruit was only clarified in 1994, with mass confusion before then as to whether it was a fruit or meat. It is quite unusual for a fruit, as it contains vast amounts of protein and fat and has an unusual colour. The pork plant is also quite unusual, consisting mostly of large slices of meat called 'chops' and grows steadily in moonlight but not sunlight. Lack of moonlight can cause it to turn green and to become smelly and watery. Contrary to popular belief, pork is not related to pigs.

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