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| - On the night of a meteor shower, Mrs. Cartman goes to Mr. Mackey's party, leaving Cartman in the care of Stan's 12 year old sister, Shelley, who is incredibly violent. While babysitting, she invites her 22-year-old boyfriend, Skyler, over, who in turn invites his band, The Lords of the Underworld. Cartman, dressed up as Will Smith's version of Jim West from Wild Wild West, is in his room, trying to get a letter to his mom by sending out his cat, Kitty. Kitty, however, is in heat, and goes out in search of a tom. After an unsuccessful attempt with an overweight tom, she winds up seducing a large group of cats, and invites them back to Cartman's house and cracks open catnip.
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| - On the night of a meteor shower, Mrs. Cartman goes to Mr. Mackey's party, leaving Cartman in the care of Stan's 12 year old sister, Shelley, who is incredibly violent. While babysitting, she invites her 22-year-old boyfriend, Skyler, over, who in turn invites his band, The Lords of the Underworld. Cartman, dressed up as Will Smith's version of Jim West from Wild Wild West, is in his room, trying to get a letter to his mom by sending out his cat, Kitty. Kitty, however, is in heat, and goes out in search of a tom. After an unsuccessful attempt with an overweight tom, she winds up seducing a large group of cats, and invites them back to Cartman's house and cracks open catnip. Back at home, Cartman takes a picture of Shelly and Skyler about to kiss, Shelly however finds the picture with the cat and takes it. During the meteor shower Skyler gets mad at Shelly because she won't put out because she is 12 years old. Cartman taped everything and is about to get Shelley in trouble, but instead comes to pity her when Skyler, angry that Shelley won't "put out" for him, breaks up with her. Cartman and Shelley team up for revenge, and sneak into the woods near where Skyler lives. Cartman manages to entice Skyler out of his house with a taping of his Salma Hayek impersonation while Shelley sneaks in and destroys his prized guitar. They return home to find Kitty and many other cats engaged in a massive feline orgy. Skyler shows up, furious, but Cartman throws a box of catnip at Skyler, which attracts the clowder of cats, who attack and rape him. Mrs. Cartman returns home. Shelley and Cartman blame it on each other but, fortunately for them, Liane is very drunk and passes out without noticing the mess. Shelley, amazed that they made it out of the situation unscathed, celebrates by dancing with Eric.
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