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| - Arthur: It's so roomy! You can control the temperature on each drawer. And best of all, instant ice! Arthur: I think this is the best refrigerator we've ever had! D.W.: Forget the refrigerator. Check out this! Arthur: It's a box. Big deal. D.W.: (sighs) That's the difference between you and me, Arthur. You see a box, I see an elevator. D.W.: Or it could be a mobile home for birds! D.W.: Or it could be a motor boat! D.W.: Or a submarine! D.W.: Or a hotel for lobsters, or a unicorn temple, or a... Arthur: You know what, D.W.? You're right. It isn't just a box. It's a big mess waiting to happen.
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| - Arthur: It's so roomy! You can control the temperature on each drawer. And best of all, instant ice! Arthur: I think this is the best refrigerator we've ever had! D.W.: Forget the refrigerator. Check out this! Arthur: It's a box. Big deal. D.W.: (sighs) That's the difference between you and me, Arthur. You see a box, I see an elevator. D.W.: Or it could be a mobile home for birds! D.W.: Or it could be a motor boat! D.W.: Or a submarine! D.W.: Or a hotel for lobsters, or a unicorn temple, or a... Arthur: You know what, D.W.? You're right. It isn't just a box. It's a big mess waiting to happen. D.W.: ...or a library of big books, or a [indistinct] studio... Arthur: O-F... D.W.: A little to the left. Now to the right. Stop! Perfect! My very own office. I can't wait to get to work. Arthur: What kind of work do you do? D.W.: Arthur, I'm too busy to explain everything to you now. If you want to know more, make an appointment. D.W.: Okay, Nadine, we've got a lot to get done! So let's get to it. I need ten copies of this. Staple them and file them. Nadine: Done! D.W.: Could you answer that, please? Nadine: Good morning, D.W.'s office. It's the tooth fairy. D.W.: Uhh, tell her nothing's wiggly. Call back in a few months. Nadine: Sorry, Patricia, no teeth right now. But we appreciate your business. D.W.: (sighs) I guess it's time to write the checks. Check, check, check, check. And here's a check for you! Nadine: Can I have a raise? D.W.: You just got here! Nadine: And I've been working non-stop! D.W.: Fine, fine. Here's a raise. Nadine: Thank you! I love my job. D.W.: Well, we love having you. Nadine: What now? D.W.: Juice break? D.W. and Nadine: Ah. D.W.: (snoring) Arthur: D.W.! D.W.: Aah! Arthur: You've got company! D.W.: Do you have an appointment? Bud: No, I just came by to borrow some fingerpaint. D.W.: Let me check with my partner. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, we're all out. Bud: Who's your partner? D.W.: Nadine. She's what you call a silent partner. Anyway, welcome to Read and... D.W.: ...Flumberghast! Funny. I never knew that was her last name. Is there anything else we can do for you? Bud: You can get my cupcake back from that snack robber Tommy Tibble. Remember the other day when it was Emily's birthday? Bud: I was excited because no one had taken the one with red icing, and I love red icing. Bud: Even though it tastes just like any other icing. And then Timmy asked me to hold his juice and I put my cupcake down. When I went to pick it up again, it was gone! Tommy had red icing on his mouth. It may have been the worst day of my entire life. D.W.: Don't worry, Bud. I may not be able to get you that cupcake back, but I'll at least get you an apology. Come with me. D.W.: You owe Bud one cupcake! Bud: With red icing! Tommy: No way. I didn't take his cupcake. He probably fed to his silly dinosaur. Anyway, what do you care? Bud: She cares 'cause she's my lawyer. D.W.: I am? I mean, I am. And I demand justice! Timmy: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Tommy's lawyer and I say, "Prove it." D.W.: I will. Timmy: I can't wait.
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