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Brahmin specie is a breed mix of half cow, half human and half libyan fornicator. They started as fictional characters in 'Amba in wowland' and later became real, thanks to the efforts of Bono and Queen Latifah. They are members of the highest 'Varna' in Hinduism and were so ahead of their times that around 1000 BC, they constructed a time Machine and casting evil chants and blobs of Mescaline at Aldous Huxley, downloaded Brave New World from his Vista Enabled PC, without his permission and incorporated the caste system into their Scriptures. Even though they are so forward, they believe that cow's urine is pious and start their day gulping down gallons of the same. Superstions for Brahmins are like bean tacos for Mexicans. They adore them, eat them, drink them and live on them. They belie

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  • Brahmin specie is a breed mix of half cow, half human and half libyan fornicator. They started as fictional characters in 'Amba in wowland' and later became real, thanks to the efforts of Bono and Queen Latifah. They are members of the highest 'Varna' in Hinduism and were so ahead of their times that around 1000 BC, they constructed a time Machine and casting evil chants and blobs of Mescaline at Aldous Huxley, downloaded Brave New World from his Vista Enabled PC, without his permission and incorporated the caste system into their Scriptures. Even though they are so forward, they believe that cow's urine is pious and start their day gulping down gallons of the same. Superstions for Brahmins are like bean tacos for Mexicans. They adore them, eat them, drink them and live on them. They belie
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  • Brahmin specie is a breed mix of half cow, half human and half libyan fornicator. They started as fictional characters in 'Amba in wowland' and later became real, thanks to the efforts of Bono and Queen Latifah. They are members of the highest 'Varna' in Hinduism and were so ahead of their times that around 1000 BC, they constructed a time Machine and casting evil chants and blobs of Mescaline at Aldous Huxley, downloaded Brave New World from his Vista Enabled PC, without his permission and incorporated the caste system into their Scriptures. Even though they are so forward, they believe that cow's urine is pious and start their day gulping down gallons of the same. Superstions for Brahmins are like bean tacos for Mexicans. They adore them, eat them, drink them and live on them. They believe that if they start for some work and someone sneezes, the fullupticals (totally not made up) from the sneeze go and molest their success chances. They believe that if a black cat crosses the road they are walking on, the cat's pee automatically comes out and hits them in their eye. That's why they run back home as soon as they see a black cat. Cat Woman Halle Berry has not yet commented on these allegations on her kind. The so called preservers of all knowledge, the people born of privilege who often brag about their fairer complexion. These are the people whom you will often find eating a chicken sandwich outside a Subway in Pune. They never marry Muslims, but are the first people to eye beautiful Muslim girls of Iranian Descent. You will never ever find a homosexual Brahmin, for such things are never talked about...(Gay Brahmins are too busy being surreptitious). Some Brahmins might always claim to be teetotalers, but be sure to spot one such Brahmin at your local pub who in a drunken rage will chant all sorts of meaningless mantras which neither he, nor a sober Brahmin, will ever understand. One must keep it in mind that a brahmin is never corrupted, eighter he drinks or he visits a whore ,as a pearl is always a pearl even in mud.This rule doesn't apply to any other caste as per the Vedic rituals(Ref: Manu smriti) Many people believe Brahmins are white supremacists from Europe that settled in India.
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