About: You have mail

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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Oh crud, I've got mail! Whadda I do? Whadda I do? It's probably a threat! A THREAT! Mail! MAIL! MAIL IS A THREAT!!! Ok, calm down. It says it's from Jim. Phew. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Phew, much better. Now to open...NO! DONT OPEN THE MAIL! It's got a virus! A VIRUS!!!!! Ok, calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. There we go, calming exercises. Now to open that whaddyacallit? Ah yes, virus. VIRUS? AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS ALL THE TIME? MONEY?????

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rdfs:label	You have mail
rdfs:comment	Oh crud, I've got mail! Whadda I do? Whadda I do? It's probably a threat! A THREAT! Mail! MAIL! MAIL IS A THREAT!!! Ok, calm down. It says it's from Jim. Phew. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Phew, much better. Now to open...NO! DONT OPEN THE MAIL! It's got a virus! A VIRUS!!!!! Ok, calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. There we go, calming exercises. Now to open that whaddyacallit? Ah yes, virus. VIRUS? AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS ALL THE TIME? MONEY?????
dcterms:subject	Computing Threats to your computer Paranoid
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abstract	Oh crud, I've got mail! Whadda I do? Whadda I do? It's probably a threat! A THREAT! Mail! MAIL! MAIL IS A THREAT!!! Ok, calm down. It says it's from Jim. Phew. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Phew, much better. Now to open...NO! DONT OPEN THE MAIL! It's got a virus! A VIRUS!!!!! Ok, calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. There we go, calming exercises. Now to open that whaddyacallit? Ah yes, virus. VIRUS? NO wait, calm down. IT'S MAIL, FRED! GET THAT INTO YOUR OWN MIND!! MIND!!!! MIND!!! MIND!!! THE MAIL WILL TAKE OVER MY MIND!! WHADDA I DO? WHADA I DO????? HAHHHH!!!! I scoff at you, mail. YOU ARE NO THREAT! FOR MY MAGNUM IS BY MY SIDE!!! BE SHOT, EVIL-DOER!!! HERE,I PULL THE TRIGGER AND...NO WAIT? WHY WOULD I SHOOT MY COMPUTER? AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS ALL THE TIME? Bah, humbug. OK, I click this and...here goes, eeh, eeh, eeh... Click (or some other click-ish noise that your mouse makes) Like, clock or something. OK, enough with the narration. HEY! IT'S GOT WORDS IN MY MAIL!!! WORDS? Could it be a threat to me asking for money? MONEY????? MONNY!!!! NO WAIT, ER MONEY!!!! I DON'T HAVE MONEY!!! DELETE IT!!! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! Wait, it's from Bob. phew. let's read it. "Hey, Fred. I sent you a picture of my time in Yugoalaskaslaviavolakia. It's coming shortly." Ah, phew. I HAVE MAIL???? Hey, it's from Bob. Or was that Jim? Bah. Let's see, er.... CLICK. OOH, mail.

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