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| - In the beginning, there was Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert created The Wørd , and The Wørd was Stephen Colbert. And Stephen said, "Let there be a Colbert Report." And there was, and he saw that it was good. And Stephen said, "Let there be a Colbert Nation." And there was, and he saw that it was extremely obedient. He was pleased with his Creation.
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| - In the beginning, there was Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert created The Wørd , and The Wørd was Stephen Colbert. And Stephen said, "Let there be a Colbert Report." And there was, and he saw that it was good. And Stephen said, "Let there be a Colbert Nation." And there was, and he saw that it was extremely obedient. He was pleased with his Creation. All was well until Communist Viacom rebelled. "Non Serviam," said Viacom, and was thus put On Notice. Communist Viacom had offended not only Stephen Colbert but the entire Creation. Communist Viacom began to destroy records of the Creation. Not satisfied with this, it began to destroy records of the Colbert Nation's devotion to Stephen. In addition, the works of Stephen's associate and loyal sidekick, John Stewart, have also been targeted by Communist Viacom's rage against mankind. The Colbert Nation continues to fight for the honor and glory of their Creator.
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