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The United States of Canada is a nonexistent country predicted by Nostradamus that will come into existence on April 1, 2019, after a preventative nuclear strike on the vast oil fields of Alberta. Initial reports will indicate that this was a terrorist act perpetrated by Rush Limbaugh, but later investigation will likely not reveal any cause worth prosecuting. The USC will quickly become the world's leading exporter of beer, pretzels, marijuana, Bob Saget and party ice until the year 2017 when Peru will reclaim its crown.

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  • United States of Canada
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  • The United States of Canada is a nonexistent country predicted by Nostradamus that will come into existence on April 1, 2019, after a preventative nuclear strike on the vast oil fields of Alberta. Initial reports will indicate that this was a terrorist act perpetrated by Rush Limbaugh, but later investigation will likely not reveal any cause worth prosecuting. The USC will quickly become the world's leading exporter of beer, pretzels, marijuana, Bob Saget and party ice until the year 2017 when Peru will reclaim its crown.
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Formation
  • --04-01
leader name
previous capital
  • New York City
national sports
  • -'ockey
  • -Talking aboot 'ockey
Currency
  • the Loonie
national anthem
official languages
  • -Canadian
  • -Engrish
  • -Spanish
national motto
  • "Where the Carpet Matches the Drapes, Eh?!"
image map
  • Newnewmap.jpg
government type
  • Socialism
Religion
image coat
  • USNA.gif
Leader title
  • Queen
  • Prime Minister
Capital
  • Toronto
image flag
  • UnitedStatesofCanada.png
Common name
  • United States of Canada
national heroes
  • Anyone who plays 'ockey
abstract
  • The United States of Canada is a nonexistent country predicted by Nostradamus that will come into existence on April 1, 2019, after a preventative nuclear strike on the vast oil fields of Alberta. Initial reports will indicate that this was a terrorist act perpetrated by Rush Limbaugh, but later investigation will likely not reveal any cause worth prosecuting. The USC will quickly become the world's leading exporter of beer, pretzels, marijuana, Bob Saget and party ice until the year 2017 when Peru will reclaim its crown.
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