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Into the picture steps Chun Li/God, a beautiful secret agent and martial artist from the 20th century, who had traveled back in time to set right what once went wrong and help write a history paper. Sick of the backstabbing politics, Chun Li challenged Nixon to a rematch marriage on Tang's behalf. Instead of divorcing him, however, she severely laid the smackdown upon his pasty white arse (you know how she does), at once inheriting all his stuff, because it was International Murder's Okay Day.

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  • Into the picture steps Chun Li/God, a beautiful secret agent and martial artist from the 20th century, who had traveled back in time to set right what once went wrong and help write a history paper. Sick of the backstabbing politics, Chun Li challenged Nixon to a rematch marriage on Tang's behalf. Instead of divorcing him, however, she severely laid the smackdown upon his pasty white arse (you know how she does), at once inheriting all his stuff, because it was International Murder's Okay Day.
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  • Into the picture steps Chun Li/God, a beautiful secret agent and martial artist from the 20th century, who had traveled back in time to set right what once went wrong and help write a history paper. Sick of the backstabbing politics, Chun Li challenged Nixon to a rematch marriage on Tang's behalf. Instead of divorcing him, however, she severely laid the smackdown upon his pasty white arse (you know how she does), at once inheriting all his stuff, because it was International Murder's Okay Day. The kingdom was divided between Chun Li and Emperor Tang, but like a zombie chainsawed in two by Bruce Campbell, it must come back together eventually. The Tang loyalists were equal in number to the Chun Li-supporting Mandarins, and none could decide whether Chun Li or Tang was the righteous ruler. Emperor Tang still claimed to have the mandate of heaven, but it was rumoured that he had lost the mandate, for China's harvest of orange juice had been dry for the past several years. Chun Li/God called upon her American associate Guile to help her crush the oppressive Tang Dynasty into pulp once and for all. Within weeks, boatloads of Californians and Navels had arrived in China. With the combined rage of the allied Mandarins, Californians, and Navels, Chun Li was able to permanently vote Emperor Tang off the throne. And boy, did she vote him off good.
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