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| - Dovepaw: *appears in security guard uniform* Sorry, ma'am, but you're unauthorized personell. Nightshimmer: But I'm the authors charrie! Dovepaw: Sorry, but the manager ordered you out. *points to Brambleclaw* Brambleclaw: *evil grin* Nightshimmer: Humph. *walks out of camp* Dovepaw: Now that that's over, I'll take it from here. This is Thu- Jayfeather: *whacks her with sticky* Dovepaw: *is knocked out* Jayfeather: *evil grin* I love mai sticky. *skips off to medicine den* Firestar: Hey, has anyone seen my iPhone? I can't find it. Foxpaw: *hides iPhone behind his back* Firestar: *wails* NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TEXT SPOTTEDLEAF!! Sandstorm&Cinderpelt: EXCUSE ME????!!! Firestar: *blushes* S&C: *mauls* Firestar: *is mauled* Brambleclaw: Does that mean I'm leader? Firestar: Uuuuunghh.... Brambleclaw: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES! BOW BEFORE ME, THUNDERCLAN! Thunderclan: ......... Brambleclaw: Anyone who bows before me gets free ice cream! Thunderclan: *bows* Brambleclaw: That's more like it. OFF TO THE MOONSTONE! Thornclaw: *whispers* That's in the old territory. Brambleclaw: OFF TO THE MOONPOOL! Ivypaw: Hey, where's Leafpool? Leafpool: Crowfeather, I can't be with you anymore.... Crowfeather: W-why not? Leafpool: I've got a new mate. Crowfeather: WHAT???!!! Voletooth: *peeks from other side of bush* Leafpool, baby, is this cat bothering you? Crowfeather: ;_; Bramblestar: I'm back! Thunderclan: *groan* Mousefur: *puts down cards* We're playing GO FISH, here! Go away! Purdy: Got any sevens? Longtail: Nope. Purdy: Darn. When I was a youngster, ca- *gets hit in head by tree trunk* Mousefur: *dashes to his side* NO! MY PURDY-WURDYKINS!! WHO DID THIS???!!! WHO???!!! Dovepaw: *shifty eyes* Spiderleg: Shut up! I'm reading 482 Ways To Get Rid Of Annoying Cats Like Bramblestar! Bramblestar: HEY! WHO WROTE THAT? Hawkfrost: *whistles innocently* Bramblestar: Aren't you dead? Hawkfrost: Well, in Nighty's demented reality, all of the original cats are still alive, but they're all in WindClan cuz Nighty thinks WindClan is a bunch of losers. Everyone: *nods understandingly* Nighty: Doi! I hate ThunderClan too! Everyone: *nods understandingly* Graystripe: Why are we nodding? We're IN ThunderClan! Everyone: *nods understandingly* Daisy: I need more food. And kits. *evil grin* OH SPIDERLEG! Spiderleg: *shivers* Everyone: *nods understandingly* Graystripe: QUIT NODDING UNDERSTANDINGLY! Everyone: *nods understandingly* Graystripe: *facepaw* Leafpool: *walks into camp* I have someone for y'all to meet. He's.. he's my mate. Everyone except Leafpool: *legasp* Graystripe: Hey, we quit nodding understandably! Everyone: *nods understandingly* Graystripe: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M GOING BACK TO RIVERCLAN! Leafpool: ANYWAYS.... ThunderClan, I would like you to meet my mate.... Voletooth. Brackenfur: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY MATE?!?!?! Everyone except Brackenfur: -.-;;; Leafpool: Uh.. sorry no. Voletooth, say hello to you're new Clan. Voletooth: Hello, You're New Clan. Leafpool: ISN'T HE JUST SO DARLING!!
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