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The toy planet exists as a replicate of Earth, often used as a resort for mauled barbie dolls, McDonald's Happy Meal toys, crappy video games, crappy video games from McDonald's, and any other piece of junk that can be found in a garbage bin. The planet is covered with luxurious hotels that have a unique scent of huffed kittens complete with starved dogs that provide 24-hour involuntary room/maid service, all of which make plastic toys feel right at home. In recent years, however, environmentalists are snatching toys away to mash into new toys, which are then returned to Earth to be screwed over by a G.I. Joe action figure once again. Strangely enough, none of the inhabitants of toy planet are doing anything about it.

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  • Toy Planet
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  • The toy planet exists as a replicate of Earth, often used as a resort for mauled barbie dolls, McDonald's Happy Meal toys, crappy video games, crappy video games from McDonald's, and any other piece of junk that can be found in a garbage bin. The planet is covered with luxurious hotels that have a unique scent of huffed kittens complete with starved dogs that provide 24-hour involuntary room/maid service, all of which make plastic toys feel right at home. In recent years, however, environmentalists are snatching toys away to mash into new toys, which are then returned to Earth to be screwed over by a G.I. Joe action figure once again. Strangely enough, none of the inhabitants of toy planet are doing anything about it.
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  • The toy planet exists as a replicate of Earth, often used as a resort for mauled barbie dolls, McDonald's Happy Meal toys, crappy video games, crappy video games from McDonald's, and any other piece of junk that can be found in a garbage bin. The planet is covered with luxurious hotels that have a unique scent of huffed kittens complete with starved dogs that provide 24-hour involuntary room/maid service, all of which make plastic toys feel right at home. In recent years, however, environmentalists are snatching toys away to mash into new toys, which are then returned to Earth to be screwed over by a G.I. Joe action figure once again. Strangely enough, none of the inhabitants of toy planet are doing anything about it.
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