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Professional Wrestling slang was first taught by George Bernard Shaw in 1908 when he lost a thumb wrestling contest to Oscar Wilde, who distracted him with what he first perceived as complete and utter gibberish. What Shaw did not realize was that Oscar, who had extensive wrestling experience, had not completed his translations for Over 9000 years. When Oscar received word that Shaw was teaching a course, he returned to translating the entire language to make it as complete as recovered records can allow. Oscar Wilde's translations are the modern international standard.

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  • Professional Wrestling slang was first taught by George Bernard Shaw in 1908 when he lost a thumb wrestling contest to Oscar Wilde, who distracted him with what he first perceived as complete and utter gibberish. What Shaw did not realize was that Oscar, who had extensive wrestling experience, had not completed his translations for Over 9000 years. When Oscar received word that Shaw was teaching a course, he returned to translating the entire language to make it as complete as recovered records can allow. Oscar Wilde's translations are the modern international standard.
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  • Professional Wrestling slang was first taught by George Bernard Shaw in 1908 when he lost a thumb wrestling contest to Oscar Wilde, who distracted him with what he first perceived as complete and utter gibberish. What Shaw did not realize was that Oscar, who had extensive wrestling experience, had not completed his translations for Over 9000 years. When Oscar received word that Shaw was teaching a course, he returned to translating the entire language to make it as complete as recovered records can allow. Oscar Wilde's translations are the modern international standard. Most scholars agree that Yale University currently has the best four-year degree course in the education of Professional Wrestling slang (others argue Dartmouth). For example, the Allied Powers used Yale scholars with doctorates in professional wrestling slang as code-talkers, which ultimately turned the tide of the war. Professional wrestling slang scholar Stephen Hawking wrote a book that explained professional wrestling in layman's terms called A Brief History of Professional Wrestling Slang. It went on to become #2 on the New York Times best selling list, trumped only by Dan Brown's equally scholarly achievement The Da Vinci Code. The book was also an important milestone for the Catholic Church, for the movie The Passion of the Christ could finally be made with authentic professional wrestling slang, as Jesus and all of Judea would have spoken it.
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