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| - And then an idea hit them. Why not invent some saying that would be annoying as hell to enemies but fun to shout, fun to create and all round fun to use to antagonise the rest of the world? Genius! One of these men being Vladimir "Baldovich" Lenin, of the Soviet band, he had the power to make such a saying official. But where to start? How could three, average (and equal, dammit, equal!) comrades create something to change an entire nation? They needed to brainstorm. Their first idea was somewhat lacklustre. And they had it.
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| - And then an idea hit them. Why not invent some saying that would be annoying as hell to enemies but fun to shout, fun to create and all round fun to use to antagonise the rest of the world? Genius! One of these men being Vladimir "Baldovich" Lenin, of the Soviet band, he had the power to make such a saying official. But where to start? How could three, average (and equal, dammit, equal!) comrades create something to change an entire nation? They needed to brainstorm. Their first idea was somewhat lacklustre. This original idea, although approved by all three, was soon discovered to have been copyrighted by Osama Bin Laden and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. So they turned for more ideas. Although this was rejected almost immediately, and all three denied ever having put it forwards, the word "teapot" snuck into the Soviet warcry for the next three thousand years of the Soviet Union's existence, and into the time when it went into hibernation and pretended not to exist. All three were completely lacking in what to have as a warcry for their new Union. And then, all of a sudden, a fly landed on the arm of Lenin, and he screamed: And they had it.
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