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| - Hello, newbie. Think you're too cool to read everyone's wiki in full? Fine. Here are all of the Failboat's characters in six words. 8| i'm looking at you, amanda and daichu. I fixed all those pieces of crap, complain as you see fit. Akagi Shigeru: Can out-gamble you, no questions. Amaria Midesha: Faerie princess. Pretty emo right now. Ashelin Praxis: She has a penis. Fuck you. Brynhildr Dottir: Shape-shifter full of stupid and baggage. Cadence Wayward: Throws tantrums and rules the world. Catpaw: A cat girl with several spells. Chase Stein: Is totally an awesome dude, Bro. Chevrolet: Thinks this is stupid, so brb. Damas: Animate brick with an eco son. Daniella: Wants your wombs to be complete. Daxter: Not to be confused with Dexter. Dexter Morgan: Kills people on his days off. Di Roy: No, his teeth aren't really zippers. Dorian Gray: Beauty is a form of Genius. Eon Charra-Kinra: A girl hiding as a boy. Erol: Hit her because she deserved it. Ezekiel Lerish: Will blow up your kitchen appliances. Fujiwara Shiro: Honor student with spontaneous wolf parts. Geldoblame: The biggest flamer on the fairyboat~! Gunnar Dottir: Overprotective brother is overprotective. Makes coffee. Haine Rammsteiner: Afraid of females, moody, split personality. Hannibal King: Former vampire hunter snarks at you. Isabella dela Vega: She vants to sahck your blahd. Jak: Animate brick with an eco gun. Jane Dowe: Apathetic and delusional uber gamer girl. Janelle no Bryony: Whore, heart of gold, fruit fetish. Jared: Is a Lvl. 32 Deaf Knight. Jinx: Wants to fuck you and drink. Komaba Hajime: But Elegante already has a doctor. :| Lethe: Loves to taunt the stupid humans. :P Lily: Kills things but doesn't like it. (Oot!)Link: Elf!batman misses his utility belt. ): (Ww!)Link: . . . . . . Madarame Yonekuni: Hates men but still dates one. Milliarde Baelheit: Is totally not a 'bug girl'. Mimmi Kopanski: German Jew from World War Two. Navid Eannit Khashmul: Physically embodies the term "break-up." Nnoitra Jiruga: In your bedroom, ruining your woman. North: Someone thought catpeople would be obedient. Patrick Mann: Is ttly not related to Guy. Razer: Fruit basket flung into the sun. Remy Whitecastle: Bartender who's totally not a wizard. Rfena: Android asks a lot of questions. Riley Knight: Human guinea pig tries anything once. River Tam: HAY DUDES, I'M (really fucking) CRAZY. Star Sailor Mnemosyne: From a farm. That explains it. Tera Omagi: Girl who plays DDR too much. Tony Shepherd: An irredeemable soul hidden by niceties. Torin Navekha: Sexy guard adopts all your children. Victor Belle: He puts the "ass" in "harassment." Vin: Awkward technophile and Jak's biggest fangirl. Wade Wilson: Will flirt with you for weapons. Zelda/Sheik: Man or woman? No one knows!
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