Darth Maul's Bike Thingy was a speeder bike shaped in a fashion that reminded me of a bike and also a cheese wedge. I do not know why. Needless to say, the bike was pretty freakin' cool, mainly because it was Sith-related and could go really fuckin' fast. For these reasons, I argued that it was the coolest speeder bike in Star Wars, but those damn Ewoks and the amazing piloting skillz they demonstrated during the Battle of Endor only narrowly defeated my nomination with a minimal amount of 2.6 billion votes (My nomination only got six votes of support). Damn those teddy bears and their irresistible cuteness!
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