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| - Confronts villains with outlandish tasks and dares, offering them ridiculously small amounts of money in the form of non-refundable checks. If the villains refuse, he lowers his offer. Villains sometimes die of exasperation, but usually just tell the L-Man to "f*ck off" and that's the end of that. The L-Man's alternate aliases include "Miltank" and "Mailbox." 99. Ashtray Kills evildoers with second-hand smoke. Takes a while. 98. Rides a 10 speed everywhere guy He rides a 10 speed everywhere and bores people to death with stories and how they're a great way to stay in shape. 97. Bicycle Repair Man "In a world full of superheroes, who will repair your bicycles?" 96. Jimbo Wales Uses his uber Wiki powers to save the day. And of course, he lets everyone edit his Wikipedia for free. 95. Freddie Prince Jr. Bets that he can make the strange artistic girl at your school into a hot prom queen, learning a lesson about judging people incorrectly, all in the name of crime fighting. 94. The Spammer This is an AMAZING opportunity to get in on the ground floor of this INCREDIBLE new product that literally SELLS ITSELF. I GUARANTEE that within THREE MONTHS you will be making AT LEAST $10,000 a month -- WITHOUT DOING ANY WORK! Normally I charge clients upwards of $100,000 to set them up in business. But because your name was obtained from a trusted friend, I will get you started for only $9.99. But you must REPLY TODAY! ACT FAST! SELL FAST! LIVE FAST! DIE FAST! CALL: (02)9559 2461 (This phone number does acctually exist, please call for our product today) 93. The Crusher She's always getting a crush on the latest hot supervillain and distracting him with mash notes, pointless phone calls, hanging out by their locker, and bothering all his friends about if he likes her or not. (Clue: not.) 92. Bridget the Midget Either a famous porn star or a Ray Stevens song, like it really matters. 91. Six-Fingered Man Has lost four of his fingers and is unable to do cat's cradle when asked.
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