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The episode starts with all of the Teletubbies eating at McDonald's (because that's where the lowest of society go to eat). While all of the other Teletubbies are eating normal burgers to increase their odds of survival, Tinky Winky opted for the Big Mac. Despite Jebus Khrist's warnings against it, Tinky Winky swallowed the whole thing without chewing. Then Laa-Laa accidentally presses the self destruct button that Dipsy had put on Tinky Winky's heart. The heart explodes, killing Tinky Winky and severely injuring Thumper. Then Noo-Noo had to clean up the mess.

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  • The episode starts with all of the Teletubbies eating at McDonald's (because that's where the lowest of society go to eat). While all of the other Teletubbies are eating normal burgers to increase their odds of survival, Tinky Winky opted for the Big Mac. Despite Jebus Khrist's warnings against it, Tinky Winky swallowed the whole thing without chewing. Then Laa-Laa accidentally presses the self destruct button that Dipsy had put on Tinky Winky's heart. The heart explodes, killing Tinky Winky and severely injuring Thumper. Then Noo-Noo had to clean up the mess.
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  • The episode starts with all of the Teletubbies eating at McDonald's (because that's where the lowest of society go to eat). While all of the other Teletubbies are eating normal burgers to increase their odds of survival, Tinky Winky opted for the Big Mac. Despite Jebus Khrist's warnings against it, Tinky Winky swallowed the whole thing without chewing. Later that day, Tinky Winky gets heartburn so bad he literally bursts into flames. After they put the fire out, Thumper decides there is only one option: surgery. Besides Tinky Winky, the Teletubbies are rather smart. They know very well heart surgery will accomplish nothing. But they also know it will hurt Tinky Winky, and that's good enough for them. They slice him open and start playing with his heart. Meanwhile, Noo-Noo is chilling with his lady-vacuum friends. Then Laa-Laa accidentally presses the self destruct button that Dipsy had put on Tinky Winky's heart. The heart explodes, killing Tinky Winky and severely injuring Thumper. Then Noo-Noo had to clean up the mess.
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