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| - Pingu paced the floor of his palace, bearing Penghis Khan's headgear instead of his original hat. He had come into power and had a lot on his plate. He sat down on the throne and looked around, stroking the long beard that had began growing. Koobly knew in his heart what wa best for everyone, but the leader couldn't go out in public without facing attacks. Even though he was the absolute leader (he could have had them arrested or had their bank accounts cancelled) and could do most anything in the state, Pingu firmly believed that his people had rights, rights which should not be oppressed. He was against Big Government, fully aware of his "mean" successor and the insane rule that he had performed.
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| - Pingu paced the floor of his palace, bearing Penghis Khan's headgear instead of his original hat. He had come into power and had a lot on his plate. He sat down on the throne and looked around, stroking the long beard that had began growing. Koobly knew in his heart what wa best for everyone, but the leader couldn't go out in public without facing attacks. Even though he was the absolute leader (he could have had them arrested or had their bank accounts cancelled) and could do most anything in the state, Pingu firmly believed that his people had rights, rights which should not be oppressed. He was against Big Government, fully aware of his "mean" successor and the insane rule that he had performed. Again, as his nature had been, Pingu preferred to summon servants courtesyly as opposed to Penghis' "COME HERE!" tactics. He waddled off his throne and to a buzzer, paging one of his many servants. the servant ran in. "Hello Cooler135! How are you doing today, my loyal friend?" Cooler135 (AKA Khan Minion 501} still had trouble adjusting to Pingu's kindness. The current Emporer knew every servant's name and addressed them with overwhelming respect. Cooler135 bowed before his leader and began. "What can I do for you today, your Royal Imperial PWNsomeness?" Pingu looked at him with that "it's obsolete" look. The servant smiled and corrected himself. "My apologies, Mr. Autocrat." Pingu smiled. One of his first acts of office was diminishing the egotistical "Your Royal Imperial PWNsomeness" title his predecessor loved so much. Though keeping with Pengolian tradition (his official title was still Absolute PWNing Emperor Khan of West Pengolia), being addressed a bit more like a commonor helped Koobly feel that he was not "mean". "So, Mr. Autocrat, what do you need?" "Cooler135, I sit on this throne with absolute power. Unlike the meanie before me, I wish to do good for my state. Could you please help me?" "Well, uprisings in the north have been rather frightening. Folks want to break away up there." "Friend, are you referencing to the nomads or the immigrants who came here in 2011?" "The nomads, sir." "Okay! Thank you. Could you please get a car and take me there?" "Absolutely!"
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