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Bejesus slowly builds up within the human body, and if it reaches a certain quantity (1Js - see below) the owner of the said body will, in fact, be Jesus. However, the gland only produces an extremely small amount of bejesus (on average, approximately 1.59pJs/s) so, in effect, it would take around twenty thousand years to become Jesus on one's own bejesus.

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rdfs:comment	Bejesus slowly builds up within the human body, and if it reaches a certain quantity (1Js - see below) the owner of the said body will, in fact, be Jesus. However, the gland only produces an extremely small amount of bejesus (on average, approximately 1.59pJs/s) so, in effect, it would take around twenty thousand years to become Jesus on one's own bejesus.
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abstract	Bejesus slowly builds up within the human body, and if it reaches a certain quantity (1Js - see below) the owner of the said body will, in fact, be Jesus. However, the gland only produces an extremely small amount of bejesus (on average, approximately 1.59pJs/s) so, in effect, it would take around twenty thousand years to become Jesus on one's own bejesus. Therefore, to reach the true goals of bejesus, one must obtain more by stealing it from other people. This is done by scaring (or punching, confusing, impressing, banging, annoying, etc.) the bejesus out of someone. Some people have managed to do this a lot (see below). In some rare cases, enough bejesus is gathered together for the person to be Jesus.

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