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This article is not true...so is it true, or is it not true? The legends are true. If anything is posted on the Internet, it must be true! Like a magical book that makes anything written in it come true, so is the Internet. Anything that someone posts to the Internet, instantly comes true. This is like having three wishes from a genie, only it is more like infinite wishes. I'm very rich and happy with everything I always wanted... GODDAMNIT! 'Note:' Many people might be able to tell this proof is a load of crap. For a more complicated proof, go here. As shown by the following equation:

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  • This article is not true...so is it true, or is it not true? The legends are true. If anything is posted on the Internet, it must be true! Like a magical book that makes anything written in it come true, so is the Internet. Anything that someone posts to the Internet, instantly comes true. This is like having three wishes from a genie, only it is more like infinite wishes. I'm very rich and happy with everything I always wanted... GODDAMNIT! 'Note:' Many people might be able to tell this proof is a load of crap. For a more complicated proof, go here. As shown by the following equation:
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  • This article is not true...so is it true, or is it not true? The legends are true. If anything is posted on the Internet, it must be true! Like a magical book that makes anything written in it come true, so is the Internet. Anything that someone posts to the Internet, instantly comes true. This is like having three wishes from a genie, only it is more like infinite wishes. I'm very rich and happy with everything I always wanted... GODDAMNIT! 'Note:' Many people might be able to tell this proof is a load of crap. For a more complicated proof, go here. As shown by the following equation: Everything on the internets is true because the internet is seen by so many people. As more people peer review a document it becomes more accurate; so the internet is always approaching a state where nobody lies ever. If everybody believes so, it is so. You can force deified views to become physically concrete just by saying so or writing it in a blog. It helps if one says it lots and lots and lots and lots of times, and if people agree with it lots and lots and lots of times. By asserting something as physically concrete, one can cause physical events, in the past, present and future to change according to how one defines it.
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