It is very rare for killing yourself to go wrong, and it is usually only possible through a fatal error. However, due to amazing human prowess and Emo kid incompetency, there are a variety of ways to fail at suicide. The most famous failed self-cide is that of JFK, which was totally unsuccessful and caused someone to shoot him. Some ways to fail include using elastic to hang yourself, injecting soap into your veins (which actually clears blood clots), shooting yourself with a flare gun, cry yourself to sleep, inhaling oxygen and waiting for the pollution to kill you, complaining about how life sucks to your friends who don't give a rat's ass, giving yourself paper cuts and jumping off a high-dive. There is a great moral dilemma over whether failing is better than succeeding at Suicide
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| - It is very rare for killing yourself to go wrong, and it is usually only possible through a fatal error. However, due to amazing human prowess and Emo kid incompetency, there are a variety of ways to fail at suicide. The most famous failed self-cide is that of JFK, which was totally unsuccessful and caused someone to shoot him. Some ways to fail include using elastic to hang yourself, injecting soap into your veins (which actually clears blood clots), shooting yourself with a flare gun, cry yourself to sleep, inhaling oxygen and waiting for the pollution to kill you, complaining about how life sucks to your friends who don't give a rat's ass, giving yourself paper cuts and jumping off a high-dive. There is a great moral dilemma over whether failing is better than succeeding at Suicide
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| - It is very rare for killing yourself to go wrong, and it is usually only possible through a fatal error. However, due to amazing human prowess and Emo kid incompetency, there are a variety of ways to fail at suicide. The most famous failed self-cide is that of JFK, which was totally unsuccessful and caused someone to shoot him. Some ways to fail include using elastic to hang yourself, injecting soap into your veins (which actually clears blood clots), shooting yourself with a flare gun, cry yourself to sleep, inhaling oxygen and waiting for the pollution to kill you, complaining about how life sucks to your friends who don't give a rat's ass, giving yourself paper cuts and jumping off a high-dive. There is a great moral dilemma over whether failing is better than succeeding at Suicide
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