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Zorp the Surveyor is the 28-foot-tall lizard-god savior of the cult known as the Reasonabilists that took over Pawnee, Indiana in the 1970's. Zorp was predicted to come down to Earth and end all human existence by melting off everyone's faces with his "volcano mouth." Zorp was first brought into the mainstream by Lou Prozotovich, an office supply salesman who wrote two books, "Organize It!" and "Organize It 2: Engage With Zorp!" The second is said to not get very good until Zorp shows up.

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  • Zorp the Surveyor
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  • Zorp the Surveyor is the 28-foot-tall lizard-god savior of the cult known as the Reasonabilists that took over Pawnee, Indiana in the 1970's. Zorp was predicted to come down to Earth and end all human existence by melting off everyone's faces with his "volcano mouth." Zorp was first brought into the mainstream by Lou Prozotovich, an office supply salesman who wrote two books, "Organize It!" and "Organize It 2: Engage With Zorp!" The second is said to not get very good until Zorp shows up.
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Portrayer
  • Zorp himself
Residence
  • The Universe
Last
  • End of the World
Age
  • Infinitely old
Status
  • Hinted as dead
Name
  • Zorp the Surveyor
Ethnicity
  • Lizard
First
  • Time Capsule
AKA
  • Zorp
Religion
  • Reasonabilism
Children
  • Reasonabilists, Mankind
Occupation
  • Being a 28-foot-tall lizard god, Creator of the Universe
Gender
  • Male
Born
  • Before the creation of the Universe
Affiliates
  • Worshippers
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  • Zorp the Surveyor is the 28-foot-tall lizard-god savior of the cult known as the Reasonabilists that took over Pawnee, Indiana in the 1970's. Zorp was predicted to come down to Earth and end all human existence by melting off everyone's faces with his "volcano mouth." In "Time Capsule," It's somewhat implied that Zorp may have been killed by religious rivals of the Reasonabilists, as the town slogan after the Reasonabilists lost control over Pawnee is "Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp." This would also explain why Zorp did not show up for the destruction of the world. However, it's undetermined on how accurate this slogan is. Zorp was first brought into the mainstream by Lou Prozotovich, an office supply salesman who wrote two books, "Organize It!" and "Organize It 2: Engage With Zorp!" The second is said to not get very good until Zorp shows up.
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