Whip Scorpions, or vinegaroons (yes it has something to do with vinegar), are nasty little spider/scorpion/xenomorph things that will hunt you down and kill you faster than Michael Phelps can swim the English Channel (2.59 miliseconds). Whip scorpions are closely related to Camel Spiders, although Camel Spiders are arguably more aggressive dickheads than Whip Scorpions, and Xenomorphs are much deadlier. Whip Scorpions have recently begun waging a full scale war on humanity, and disguise their aggression by claiming they “Just wanna give you a hug!”
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