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| - Shinya Aoki is a crazy Japanese Mixed Martial Artist who sucks at striking but is awesome at grappling. He is most famous for his girly tights which he wears while fighting, some say its for extra flexibility to aid his grappling, others say its so that he can feel his opponent's body in a sexual way from the Missionary... I mean guard position! He is currently the Dreamy underweight champion, which he won after a hard life of struggle in which he choked Hansen's head off, got his ass kicked by Hansen as a revenge, and eventually got the last laugh by amrbarring Hansen's fucking arm off. He, along with Masakazu Imanari, Satoru Kitaoka, Suzuki Teriyaki, Toyota Honda and Toshiba flat-screen started Nippon Top Team, for Ching Chong grapplers. Aoki holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu and
- ""I was stopped afterward, but even if I hadn't been, continuing to break it more would have been fine by me.” - Shinya on the Hirota fight. "If I lose this fight, Japan becomes a US MMA colony." - Shinya before losing the fight with Melendez. "When I had his arm behind his back, I could feel it popping. I thought, 'Well, this guy's pride just won't let him tap, will it?' So without hesitation, I broke it. I heard it break, and I thought, 'Ah, there, I just broke it.'" - Aoki talking about breaking Mizuto Hirota's arm.
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| - ""I was stopped afterward, but even if I hadn't been, continuing to break it more would have been fine by me.” - Shinya on the Hirota fight. "If I lose this fight, Japan becomes a US MMA colony." - Shinya before losing the fight with Melendez. "When I had his arm behind his back, I could feel it popping. I thought, 'Well, this guy's pride just won't let him tap, will it?' So without hesitation, I broke it. I heard it break, and I thought, 'Ah, there, I just broke it.'" - Aoki talking about breaking Mizuto Hirota's arm. "I would like to stab him (Melendez) . For US, maybe I as ex-police officer should say I shoot him. This is not half-hearted determination. I am fully aware the difference in rules. Hey I am monster MMA geek. I watch every fights. Cage/Ring does not matter to system of my skills. I would take off my long spats. Come to America and enjoy my naked legs. CBS broadcast does not matter to me. Actually I do not want to become famous, because people somehow bash me for whatever I do." - Shinya Aoki on his upcoming fight against Melendez for Melendez's Strikeforce lightweight title.
- Shinya Aoki is a crazy Japanese Mixed Martial Artist who sucks at striking but is awesome at grappling. He is most famous for his girly tights which he wears while fighting, some say its for extra flexibility to aid his grappling, others say its so that he can feel his opponent's body in a sexual way from the Missionary... I mean guard position! He is currently the Dreamy underweight champion, which he won after a hard life of struggle in which he choked Hansen's head off, got his ass kicked by Hansen as a revenge, and eventually got the last laugh by amrbarring Hansen's fucking arm off. He, along with Masakazu Imanari, Satoru Kitaoka, Suzuki Teriyaki, Toyota Honda and Toshiba flat-screen started Nippon Top Team, for Ching Chong grapplers. Aoki holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu and Judo. Aoki is currently the number 2 grappler in the world because BJ Penn would kick his ass in the UFC, but Aoki would probably kick Penn's ass in ADCC in front of those Yallah Yallah Arabs. Joe Stevenson thinks he can beat Aoki, in his fucking dreams, hes a lil bitch and Aoki would fuck him up in minutes.
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