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| - Narrator: (Park house is then shown) Everything seemed perfectly normal for our heroes. Just another ordinary day at the Park. Until... (Carter and Briggs are on T.V.) Carter: (blazing a flamethrower at a person, turning them into a skeleton) YAAAAAHHH!!! (throws flamethrower) Briggs: Now that's what I call, playing with fire! Carter and Briggs: (while spinning donuts in their police car) AWWW YeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeYEAH! Carter: (showing Carter and Briggs, Carter pulls down sunglasses) And now a word from our sponsors. PlayCo Businessman #1: (cuts to his face) Carter and Brigs love to spin donuts in their car. PlayCo Businessman #2: (pans out to show him behind the other businessman) And we like to spin circles around the competition with our toys! PlayCo Businessman #1: (cuts to a different angle showing the side of his face, but he is turned towards the camera with a smirk) Hi, we're PlayCo Industries. (points to camera) If you know us, you know our name is synonymous with (cuts to a list with a blue toy next to it, they showing another weird toy) quality, innovation, and just the best darn toy products on the market. (Cuts back to both businessmen) Isn't that right (they look slyly to the left) (Carter and Briggs appear next to them and the businessmen pretend to act surprised) Carter and Briggs!? Carter: (nervous look, fake smiling, monotone) Yep, we sure like your toys. Briggs: (both Carter and Briggs look at the camera and fake smile, Briggs looks upset) Our contract says we have to. Rigby: (cuts to Mordecai and Rigby right by the T.V.) Woah, Carter and Briggs are doing commercials now? Mordecai: Maaaan, I can't believe they sold out like this! PlayCo Businessman #1: (cuts back to T.V., is laughing way too hard and slamming hand on the table) HAHAHA! (calms down) Oh man, those guys! And now a special look at our new line of Carter and Briggs figures! Carter and Briggs: (unenthusiastically) Awwww, yeyeyeyeyeyeyeah... (Cuts to special look) Commercial Voice: (Shows Briggs going into time portal and Carter watching him) Carter follows Briggs into a time portal to become (shows toys) Carter and Briggs 3099! (shows toys in action) Alien crime lord attacks! (Alien toy breaks down toy wall) Child Voice #1: (Playing with alien) Give me all your credits! Commercial Voice: (shows toy Carter by the alien) Carter swopes in with his hover suit! (shows toy Briggs) Briggs hits the bad guy with non lethal fractal kick! Child Voice #2: HayyyAH! (toy kicks alien) Child Voice #1: UUAUGHH! (toy alien falls in garbage can) Child Voice #2: (Playing with Briggs toy) You have the right to remain dead! Two Boys: (Shows two boys, one holding toy Carter and the other holding toy Briggs) Travel through time, tough on crime! Commercial: (Shows toy Carter and Briggs, the alien toy, and a toy version of Carter and Briggs' police car) Carter and Briggs toys sold separately. From PlayCo. (Cuts to brand logo) PlayCo! Mordecai: (holding up toy Carter in front of the T.V.) This piece of junk costs fourteen dollars? (Cuts to Mordecai and Rigby kneeling on the floor with the Carter and Briggs toys in the living room of the house) It looks horrible! Rigby: No kidding. (cuts to him putting the toy near his face and mimicking the error with his eye) Mine's eyeball looks like it's leaking into his face! Mordecai: (tries to make it stand up, but it falls) They can't even stand up on their own. Rigby: I know! (Picks up Carter and has Carter and Brigg's backs to each other) You have to, like, lean them against each other! Mordecai: (picks up Carter) And Carter's shirt! (points at the toy's torso) They painted it skin color so it looks like he's just shirtless. I hope somebody got fired for that one. (To Rigby) How about the fractal kick? Does that work? Rigby: (Prepares to launch) Fractaaaaaaaaal! (it launches and lands in Benson's tomato bisque that he is eating on the couch) Benson: (looks at Mordecai and Rigby) Grrrrrr! You ruined my tomato bisque with your ridiculous toys! Mordecai: (In a know it all manner) They're not toys! They're collectibles? (normally) (looks at toy) At least, they're supposed to be. Rigby: Yeah, these are pretty much garbage. PlayCo, more like PlayNo. (Chucks the Briggs toy towards the front door. It hits the door as Pops comes running in) Pops: (crying manner) WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (runs to the couch, then uses an annoyed Benson's head as support when he runs towards the curtains. He uses them like a security blanket. Pops won't stop crying. The three others run over) Mordecai: (concerned) Pops, what's wrong!? Pops: (crying/yelling) I was ATTACKED by a prehistoric BEAST! Rigby: (concerned) What, you mean like a dinosaur? Pops: A DINOSAUR!!! WAAAAAHAHAAA! Rigby: (To Mordecai) Have we- have we seen one of those before? Rigby: Huh. Well, I guess today's the day. Benson: (to Mordecai and Rigby) It's not a dinosaur! *sigh* Come on, let's scope it out. Mordecai: (complaining) Aw maaan. Rigby: What? That's not a dinosaur at all. Skips: It's a double-waddled cassowary, an extremely aggressive gladiatorial bird. (Just his voice as the cassowary is shown) It's claws could tear through just about anything. (The cassowary then cuts a tree down using only one foot) Benson: (Slyly looks at Mordecai and Rigby) Well, this looks like a perfect job for Mordecai and Rigby. (Annoyed) (walks away with Pops) Get that thing outta here or you're fired. Skips: I strongly recommend wearing protection. (Mordecai and Rigby shake out of fear and look at each other) (Scene cuts to Mordecai and Rigby suiting up. Music starts playing. Mordecai puts on a red football helmet and Rigby puts a trash can lid on his chest. Scene shows the cassowary standing on a dirt road in the Park, looking around, when Mordecai and Rigby run toward it, banging pots and pans. The cassowary stares at them for a second and headbutts Rigby's pot and pan. It then kicks them away) Mordecai and Rigby: OW!! AH!! (Next, the two are seen behind a bush, still wearing the "protective" gear. Mordecai is shown with a remote control. A small red toy race car comes out of the bushes in front of the two. Mordecai moves it forward until it runs into the cassowary's leg. The cassowary, having not noticed it until then, turns its head around and looks at it. The car hits the leg again, and the cassowary steps on it, destroying it. It keeps stepping on it while looking at Mordecai and Rigby. A part of the car lands in front of the bush they are behind. The part sets on fire and Mordecai and Rigby look at each other. Then, Mordecai and Rigby are shown driving forward in the golf cart, still wearing the "protective" stuff) AaaaaaaaAAAAAHH!! (They advance towards the cassowary) Mordecai: (Yelling) I'm scared dude! I'm scared! Rigby: (Also yelling) If I don't survive this, don't touch any of my stuff! Turn it into a Rigby museum! Mordecai and Rigby: (Still advancing) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Just as they are about to hit the cassowary, they stop. The music stops. They stare at it in horror. Mordecai beeps the horn on the wheel. "BEEP BEEP". The cassowary steps back a few steps) Rigby: (Happily) Dude, it's working! (The cassowary stops. Everything is silent, until the cassowary opens a hatch on its chest and reveals three missiles) Mordecai and Rigby: (Nervous and shocked) *GASP* (The cassowary launches the missiles at them) AaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH!! (They jump out of the cart and the missiles hit the cart, causing it to disappear into nothing) Mordecai: *Cough, Cough* (Groans) Mordecai: (While running) Dude call them, call them! Mordecai: (Smiles and is relieved) Baby ducks! Baby Ducks: Hey dudes! (face the cassowary, one of them points at the cassowary and speaks) Time to send this cassowary bot to the cemetery lot! (Rock music starts again. They fist pump and are about to form Hyperduck, when a limo arrives. They stop the formation and the music stops) Huh? (One of them speaks) Did you guys order a limo? (A different one speaks) That's not a goose. (Another different one speaks, slowly) It's not our birthday yet. PlayCo Businessman #1: (Opens limo door) (Slowly and menacingly, smirks) Baby ducks! A Baby Duck: (angry) PlayCo! PlayCo Businessman #1: (Comes out of limo with the other businessman, holding a briefcase. They stand next to the cassowary) You fell right into our trap. PlayCo Businessman #2: (Shows contract to Baby Ducks) Now sign the toy contract, (clenches fist) or we'll be force to use more extreme measures. Mordecai and Rigby: Toy contract? A Baby Duck: They've been bugging us about this for months. Another Baby Duck: We'll never sign! PlayCo Businessman #1: (Only voice as scene shows Mordecai and Rigby) Mordecai and Rigby! (Shows the businessmen) We need you to sign too. Mordecai: What? PlayCo Businessman #1: That duck warrior you and the Baby Ducks turned into, (evily) it would make an amazing toy. PlayCo Businessman #2: So whaddaya say? (Evil smirk) Sign over your likenesses? Mordecai and Rigby: (Disgusted groan) UGH! Mordecai: (Furiously points at them) No way! Your toys suck. Rigby: (Also points) Yeah PlayCo! More like LameCo! Mordecai: (To Rigby) (Gets idea. Rigby looks at him, confused) Wait wait, (Mordecai laughs lightly) more like (looks at businessmen) PlayBlows! (Rigby sneers at them) Mordecai, Rigby, and The Baby Ducks: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! PlayCo Businessman #1: (Annoyed) Hmm... Well, (opens briefcase to show one one hundred dollar bill inside) does this Play-Blow? (Opens briefcase and $100 is show) Mordecai: (Annoyed) You think a month's pay is gonna change our minds? PlayCo Businessman #1: Fair enough. (Throws briefcase aside and takes another briefcase from the other businessman. Opens it up to reveal prototypes of the toys) But maybe a look at our prototypes will. A Baby Duck: Careful dudes! Mordecai and Rigby: (Look at prototypes) HEY! Mordecai: (Scene shows toys in briefcase, Mordecai's voice only) These are horrible! (Both grab the toy versions of themselves) Mordecai: (Looks at the toy, annoyed) They only have like, three points of articulation! Rigby: (Also looking at toy, annoyed) Yeah, and they don't look anything like us! (Looks at businessmen) Maybe if you at least got the colors right. PlayCo Businessman #2: (Yelling) HEY! Who here runs a billion dollar toy company?! PlayCo Businessman #1: (holds him back) Cool it Neil. (Neil glares at Mordecai and Rigby) Hehe, uh, look guys, it's too expensive to change the molds at this stage. (Keeps trying to convince them) Aw come on! Kids won't notice anyways. Mordecai: You screwed up the Carter and Briggs toys, and the us toys (both throw the toys away at the word us) are even worse. NO DEAL! (Both cross their arms) PlayCo Businessman #1: Weeeee thought you might say that. (Both businessmen evily smirk) So we invited some friends to help convince you. *Snap* (Another limo then arrives and the Full Grown Geese open the door) A Baby Duck: Geese?! Neil: (Confident) Heh, they signed months ago. A Goose: (Full Grown Geese walk towards Mordecai, Rigby, and the Baby Ducks) Join us. Become immortalized in plastic and cheap paint! Benson: (Angry) I've heard enough! Mordecai: How'd you hear? Benson: (It is revealed that Skips, Muscle Man, and Pops followed Benson and HFG. Still angry) You've been yelling this whole time! Just sign the contract and get that cassowary thing outta here! Rigby: (Squinting at Benson) You too, Benson? Benson: (Calm) Listen, be sensible! Selling out can be very lucrative. Those toy royalties could really beef up your retirement fund! Mordecai: NO. (Mordecai and Rigby walk over to Benson) You can call us a lot of things. (Counts on fingers) Lazy, slacker, irresponsible. But there is one thing we're not, and that's sell outs. (Both turn toward the businessmen) We're drawing a line in the sand! (A baby duck draws a line on the ground. Skips, Pops, HFG, and Muscle Man nod in respect. Benson is in shock) Skips: (To the Park crew) I respect that. Muscle Man: (To Mordecai and Rigby) Nice, bros. Benson: (Mumbling to himself) They don't get it. PlayCo Businessman #1: Hmm, looks like we're gonna have to force your hand... (opens briefcase) to SIGN! (Presses red button inside the briefcase. The cassowary launches into the air and turns into a robot. Everyone looks at it) Skips: Never seen that before. (The Geese then turn into a robot) Mordecai, Rigby and the Baby Ducks: *GASP* A Baby Duck: Mordecai and Rigby! Remember what to to with these? (Raises a fist up) Mordecai: (Both raise up a fist) Yes we do! Benson: No, no, wait a second! Everybody just-! (Gets cut off by Mordecai, Rigby and the Baby Ducks fist pumping. They transform into their outfits and Hyperduck is formed) Robo Cassowary and Mega-Goose: HA HA HA HA HA! Hyperduck Extreme?! Really?! That's all you got?! (Robo Cassowary and Mega-Goose form together) Mordecai and Rigby: (amazed) Wooooooooaaaaaahhh.... Mordecai: (To Rigby) Looks like we're gonna need some help. (Hyperduck points at the Park crew) (Yells) You guys! Rest of the Park Crew: Huh? Mordecai: (just voice as Hyperduck makes fist pump motion and raises arms) Pump your fists and help us take a stand against poor aviary merchandise! Rest of Park Crew: (Music starts playing) Right! Muscle Man: (Muscle Man and HFG fist pump) HA! (Scene cuts to a waterfall in the middle of a jungle. The waterfall splits and a black tank charges out) Muscle Man and High Five Ghost: (Driving the tank) WOOOOOOO! WOO! WOOOOO! WOO! (The tank adds in between Hyperduck's torso) Skips: (Fist pumps) (Grunts) (Scene cuts to a volcano. It erupts and lava shoots out, along with a jet with the jet rockets looking like the Fists of Justice. Skips is shown driving it) This is pretty wild! (The rocket gloves put themselves on Hyperduck's hands) Pops: Hahahahaha! (Fist pumps) (Scene cuts to an ocean. A jet that looks like Pops' head emerges out of the water. It starts to charge and it zooms forward. On its way, dolphins are riding the waves next to it. Then the Pops Head Jet sheds itself and only the mustache remains. It starts twirling around like a propeller. Pops is shown driving it) Wooooohahahahaha! (It attaches itself onto Hyperduck's bill. Hyperduck mechanically puts on shades and turns its hat around) Benson: (Annoyed) *Sigh* If it'll get rid of the bird... (Fist pumps) (Scene cuts to a carving of Benson in a mountain. Its mouth opens and a giant clipboard flies out. Benson is shown driving it, screaming really loud) WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It attaches like a shield onto one of Skips' glove rockets. Benson's chair then lowers) Huh? What the-(Him and his chair go through a long tunnel, Benson screaming the whole time) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (Then it shows Benson standing on a platform with a light shining above him) Wa? (Half of a sphere thing surrounds his body. Benson tries to get out. As he gets out of some black goo, he is suited up. It also tones his rear, and Benson notices) Oh. (Once he's out, he sees blue lightning around the platform. Then the two halves of the sphere spray him with a cloudy white gas) *Cough, cough, cough* (A chair lifts him into the main control station) Make it stop! *Cough* (It is shown that all of the Park Crew is in the main control room, wearing the same outfit as Benson) Mordecai: Alright! (Scene shows newly upgraded Hyperduck) Hyperduck Extreme: Park Variant! Ready for battle! (Hyperduck Extreme gets into fighting stance)
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