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The War on Science is a just war that brave religious (mostly Christian) warriors are fighting against evil atheist heathens. The war on science is based in the United States of America (Americans like waging war on nouns: poverty, crime, drugs, terror, etc). The heathens that are opposing God's Army are spreading dangerous propaganda which they call knowledge to the masses. This information is very dangerous as it challenges the divine authority of God. The War began back in the 16th and 17th centuries when heathen astronomers challenged the teachings of the church by stating that the Earth is round and that it revolves around the Sun. The righteous Christian warriors put many of these heretics to death but because of their divine mercy, did forgive those who recanted such as Galileo. Unf

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  • The War on Science is a just war that brave religious (mostly Christian) warriors are fighting against evil atheist heathens. The war on science is based in the United States of America (Americans like waging war on nouns: poverty, crime, drugs, terror, etc). The heathens that are opposing God's Army are spreading dangerous propaganda which they call knowledge to the masses. This information is very dangerous as it challenges the divine authority of God. The War began back in the 16th and 17th centuries when heathen astronomers challenged the teachings of the church by stating that the Earth is round and that it revolves around the Sun. The righteous Christian warriors put many of these heretics to death but because of their divine mercy, did forgive those who recanted such as Galileo. Unf
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  • The War on Science is a just war that brave religious (mostly Christian) warriors are fighting against evil atheist heathens. The war on science is based in the United States of America (Americans like waging war on nouns: poverty, crime, drugs, terror, etc). The heathens that are opposing God's Army are spreading dangerous propaganda which they call knowledge to the masses. This information is very dangerous as it challenges the divine authority of God. The War began back in the 16th and 17th centuries when heathen astronomers challenged the teachings of the church by stating that the Earth is round and that it revolves around the Sun. The righteous Christian warriors put many of these heretics to death but because of their divine mercy, did forgive those who recanted such as Galileo. Unfortunately they lost two key battles including heliocentricity and the spherical Earth. The brave Christian warriors recognized that science managed to take these two territories so the retreated to defend the sacred Theory of Divine Creation, their most cherished belief. The War on Science has been ongoing for the past 400 years but the War on Science had particular periods when the fighting was most intense. Our brave Christian warriors fight all types of progress but focus especially on evilution, the world's most dangerous ideology.
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