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You might expect this article to teach you a little something about style. But style cannot be taught. Nor can it be learned! Style can only be held in your arms and caressed, like the slender frame of a young señorita, or a ripe pineapple, ready for to be made into the salsa! No, I cannot teach you the style, tontito. I could teach you to leap from adobe rooftop to adobe rooftop, or to slice a mango so finely that people would say "The mango, where did it go?" I could teach you to throw a sombrero onto a hook while spinning in place with your fists on your hips.

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  • Uncyclopedia's Manuel of Style
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  • You might expect this article to teach you a little something about style. But style cannot be taught. Nor can it be learned! Style can only be held in your arms and caressed, like the slender frame of a young señorita, or a ripe pineapple, ready for to be made into the salsa! No, I cannot teach you the style, tontito. I could teach you to leap from adobe rooftop to adobe rooftop, or to slice a mango so finely that people would say "The mango, where did it go?" I could teach you to throw a sombrero onto a hook while spinning in place with your fists on your hips.
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  • You might expect this article to teach you a little something about style. But style cannot be taught. Nor can it be learned! Style can only be held in your arms and caressed, like the slender frame of a young señorita, or a ripe pineapple, ready for to be made into the salsa! No, I cannot teach you the style, tontito. I could teach you to leap from adobe rooftop to adobe rooftop, or to slice a mango so finely that people would say "The mango, where did it go?" I could teach you to throw a sombrero onto a hook while spinning in place with your fists on your hips. But I cannot teach you the style. For it is I, not you, who is Manuel - Manuel of style!
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