abstract
| - "Evilution" is the fairy tale for grown-ups created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion created by Satan, worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians. It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crocoduck.
- Evilution is a portmanteau of evil and evolution, and is a supposed neologism used by cretinists when denouncing evolution. It is actually surprisingly hard to find this term being used by anyone other than people parodying the stereotypical ignorant creationist.
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