So if you can contort your body into weird shapes, watch out. You just might have huge claws or something. Kinda like puberty, I suppose, these special "abilities" grow inside of you, all because of these jeans. What's so special about this pair of jeans, you may ask? Well, normal people only have one pair of jeans inside of them. Mutants have two. Mutant jeans, however, can't get grass stains. Yeah! It's true! Just how handy is that? This, of course, led to mass jealousy, as the mutant jean is also marginally more comfortable, and cheaper, than it's normal counterpart. So, one time, a man tried to find a way to make everyone boring and normal, however a lot of people got very pissed off about this. Like the creation of the universe, this move was generally seen as a mistake. Despite this,
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| - So if you can contort your body into weird shapes, watch out. You just might have huge claws or something. Kinda like puberty, I suppose, these special "abilities" grow inside of you, all because of these jeans. What's so special about this pair of jeans, you may ask? Well, normal people only have one pair of jeans inside of them. Mutants have two. Mutant jeans, however, can't get grass stains. Yeah! It's true! Just how handy is that? This, of course, led to mass jealousy, as the mutant jean is also marginally more comfortable, and cheaper, than it's normal counterpart. So, one time, a man tried to find a way to make everyone boring and normal, however a lot of people got very pissed off about this. Like the creation of the universe, this move was generally seen as a mistake. Despite this, it still managed to defeat the only sensible mutant, and ruin all our lives.
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