Old people (Homo Oldus) is an elder species of human. A human can become an old person by reaching a certain age.
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| - Old people (Homo Oldus) is an elder species of human. A human can become an old person by reaching a certain age.
- What's that you say? I said I hate old people. Yes, old people are often hard of hearing, unlike children, who are soft of hearing. Thats why, as fun and awesome as it may be, you should never shout in baby's ears! Don't say we never give you good advice...in that respect we are just like old people; wise and bossy. Old people also have a sense of humor (Just look at Bernard Manning before he died...er no, wait, that guy was never funny! Plus he's not a pretty sight to look at) but only when you explain the joke to them painstakingly, by which time they've already nodded off or challenged you to a game of Scrabble.
- Old people are hopped up on hormone treatments and viagra. John McCain is an old person who doesn't want to talk about viagra.
- The Serioli with the difficult name that Morrolan introduces to Vlad mentions the Old People, and refers to them in Serioli as something like "People from the small invisible lights". (Dragon, Ch.7) He says that Morrolan's friend of the Old People should know about Spellbreaker/Godslayer. He is obviously referring to Vlad as being of the Old People—much to Vlad's confusion. However, we may infer that a Serioli term for Easterners is 'the Old People'. See also Speculation:Old People.
- Old people are the scariest thing in the entire world. They are walking reminders of the death that awaits us all, inevitably, approaching closer and closer every day. Each one is but a shadow of their former selves, existing only to serve as an omen from God that we are next. Although these poor wretched souls were at one time humans, they are now better described as anti-life. They are the opposite of children, who still bring dread into our lives, but through different means. Luckily, in extreme cases, there are ways of putting a stop to their cold bitter shadow of an existence.
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| - Old people (Homo Oldus) is an elder species of human. A human can become an old person by reaching a certain age.
- What's that you say? I said I hate old people. Yes, old people are often hard of hearing, unlike children, who are soft of hearing. Thats why, as fun and awesome as it may be, you should never shout in baby's ears! Don't say we never give you good advice...in that respect we are just like old people; wise and bossy. Old people also have a sense of humor (Just look at Bernard Manning before he died...er no, wait, that guy was never funny! Plus he's not a pretty sight to look at) but only when you explain the joke to them painstakingly, by which time they've already nodded off or challenged you to a game of Scrabble.
- Old people are the scariest thing in the entire world. They are walking reminders of the death that awaits us all, inevitably, approaching closer and closer every day. Each one is but a shadow of their former selves, existing only to serve as an omen from God that we are next. Although these poor wretched souls were at one time humans, they are now better described as anti-life. They are the opposite of children, who still bring dread into our lives, but through different means. Luckily, in extreme cases, there are ways of putting a stop to their cold bitter shadow of an existence. In an effort to prove themselves not completely useless to society, some of them have formed proactive groups proving that despite their old age, and their old bodies, and their old minds, and their old everything else, they can still wear young clothes. This was the basis for the original Justice Society of America. Although formidable in name, they live in fear of the day that the Teen Titans finally succeed in their attempts to pass a law for mandatory euthanasia in congress.
- Old people are hopped up on hormone treatments and viagra. John McCain is an old person who doesn't want to talk about viagra.
- The Serioli with the difficult name that Morrolan introduces to Vlad mentions the Old People, and refers to them in Serioli as something like "People from the small invisible lights". (Dragon, Ch.7) He says that Morrolan's friend of the Old People should know about Spellbreaker/Godslayer. He is obviously referring to Vlad as being of the Old People—much to Vlad's confusion. However, we may infer that a Serioli term for Easterners is 'the Old People'. We know, from Sethra Lavode, that the Easterners predate the Dragaerans, and came from some other world. Presumably the Serioli retain this knowledge as well, even if the Easterners themselves have lost it, and the term "Old People" references the Easterners' ancientness. By the same token the "small invisible lights" may refer to the other planet(s) the Easterners came from. See also Speculation:Old People.
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