Michael "Goob" Yagoobian was born so ugly that his parents Dick Dastardly and Penelope Pitstop gave him up to the orphanage. Michael was roommates with a geeky genius named Lewis Robinson. Michael was a depressed lad for being abandoned at birth, sadly he was not intelligent enough to start technology like Steve Jobs and find out about his family. Instead he grew old inside of the orphanage, once he turned 27 he left. He ended up meeting a strange floating/evil hat, Michael, having just drunk a six pack of bud lite agreed to follow the hat around. Michael then was able to travel back in time to stop his roommate from making him sleepy leading to him sucking at baseball. Despite how easy it could've been for Michael to defeat Lewis, he oddly enough failed, and to make it worse lost his only
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| - Michael "Goob" Yagoobian was born so ugly that his parents Dick Dastardly and Penelope Pitstop gave him up to the orphanage. Michael was roommates with a geeky genius named Lewis Robinson. Michael was a depressed lad for being abandoned at birth, sadly he was not intelligent enough to start technology like Steve Jobs and find out about his family. Instead he grew old inside of the orphanage, once he turned 27 he left. He ended up meeting a strange floating/evil hat, Michael, having just drunk a six pack of bud lite agreed to follow the hat around. Michael then was able to travel back in time to stop his roommate from making him sleepy leading to him sucking at baseball. Despite how easy it could've been for Michael to defeat Lewis, he oddly enough failed, and to make it worse lost his only
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| - Michael "Goob" Yagoobian was born so ugly that his parents Dick Dastardly and Penelope Pitstop gave him up to the orphanage. Michael was roommates with a geeky genius named Lewis Robinson. Michael was a depressed lad for being abandoned at birth, sadly he was not intelligent enough to start technology like Steve Jobs and find out about his family. Instead he grew old inside of the orphanage, once he turned 27 he left. He ended up meeting a strange floating/evil hat, Michael, having just drunk a six pack of bud lite agreed to follow the hat around. Michael then was able to travel back in time to stop his roommate from making him sleepy leading to him sucking at baseball. Despite how easy it could've been for Michael to defeat Lewis, he oddly enough failed, and to make it worse lost his only friend...a hat. Michael then went back to the real world.
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