The Russian nation has always sought supremacy in the wrestling arts so as to bolster the morale of its oppressive regime, but American fans have typically flummoxed such ambitions with their constant chants of "U.S.A!!! U.S.A!!!" during matches! In times past, Russia sent brutal giants and it's most heartless technicians to the fore, but none of them ever succeeded in quelling the American spirit... until now! While looking for prospective Soviet grapplers, a young bureaucrat started thinking outside of the box and recalled a strange unidentified flying object that crashed near the Ural mountains, it's occupant mysteriously surviving the traumatic crash landing. Since they weren't using the alien for anything else, why don't they train it to become a professional wrestler?
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| - The Russian nation has always sought supremacy in the wrestling arts so as to bolster the morale of its oppressive regime, but American fans have typically flummoxed such ambitions with their constant chants of "U.S.A!!! U.S.A!!!" during matches! In times past, Russia sent brutal giants and it's most heartless technicians to the fore, but none of them ever succeeded in quelling the American spirit... until now! While looking for prospective Soviet grapplers, a young bureaucrat started thinking outside of the box and recalled a strange unidentified flying object that crashed near the Ural mountains, it's occupant mysteriously surviving the traumatic crash landing. Since they weren't using the alien for anything else, why don't they train it to become a professional wrestler?
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| - The Russian nation has always sought supremacy in the wrestling arts so as to bolster the morale of its oppressive regime, but American fans have typically flummoxed such ambitions with their constant chants of "U.S.A!!! U.S.A!!!" during matches! In times past, Russia sent brutal giants and it's most heartless technicians to the fore, but none of them ever succeeded in quelling the American spirit... until now! While looking for prospective Soviet grapplers, a young bureaucrat started thinking outside of the box and recalled a strange unidentified flying object that crashed near the Ural mountains, it's occupant mysteriously surviving the traumatic crash landing. Since they weren't using the alien for anything else, why don't they train it to become a professional wrestler? The bureaucrat was summarily executed for such an un-Soviet way of thinking, but the idea lingered on. Russian generals inspected the Ural facility where the alien was being withheld and greatly sped up the bureacracy necessary to hand him over to the Russian Olympic wrestling team. The alien was small and undersized by Russian standards but they soon noticed a penchant for high-flying techniques bordering on the anti-gravity!!! They masked the true nature of their latest contender with the codename "Ozymov" and relentlessly drilled him in the art of wrestling, with the alien lifeform absorbing all of this strange knowledge like a sponge! Today, Ozymov is ready for battle. Sure, nobody ever talked to him or asked him what he wanted or even if he liked what the Russians have been doing to him; but it's not like anything BAD could ever happen, right? So it's with everyone really proud of themselves and drunk on cheap vodka that the Russians are waging war in the field of wrestling once again against the Americans! Well except for Ozymov, who can't digest alcohol for some reason. And he's been twitching something awful lately. It's not like the world will be destroyed as a consequence of these actions, right?
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