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The Snuffleupagus (pl. Snuffleupagi) is a large mammal native to frozen landscape of the Boston although they live in almost every place on earth, including France....although they aren't socially accepted. A close relative of the elephant and descendant of the mammoth, the Snuffleupagus resembles both with its large trunk. Snuffleupagi feed upon leaves, other vegetative material, Telly Monsters and tons of spaghetti in their native habitat. It is said that a single Snuuffleupagus can devour up to 3 planets.

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  • Snuffleupagus
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  • The Snuffleupagus (pl. Snuffleupagi) is a large mammal native to frozen landscape of the Boston although they live in almost every place on earth, including France....although they aren't socially accepted. A close relative of the elephant and descendant of the mammoth, the Snuffleupagus resembles both with its large trunk. Snuffleupagi feed upon leaves, other vegetative material, Telly Monsters and tons of spaghetti in their native habitat. It is said that a single Snuuffleupagus can devour up to 3 planets.
Strength
  • 50(xsd:integer)
Length
  • 24.0
biname
  • Loxodonta Spaghettiosus
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dbkwik:uncyclopedi...iPageUsesTemplate
Special
  • Frame-ups
Power
  • Sesame Street garbage incinerating steam generator
Kingdom
  • Animalia
Name
  • Snuffleupagus
MP
  • 1100(xsd:integer)
Intel
  • Over 9000!
sec arm
  • Hooves
conserv
  • Disputed
pri arm
  • Trunk
Weight
  • 13000(xsd:integer)
Species
  • L. Spaghettiosus
Genus
  • Loxondonta
Class
  • Mammalia
Family
HP
  • 4200(xsd:integer)
Order
Phylum
abstract
  • The Snuffleupagus (pl. Snuffleupagi) is a large mammal native to frozen landscape of the Boston although they live in almost every place on earth, including France....although they aren't socially accepted. A close relative of the elephant and descendant of the mammoth, the Snuffleupagus resembles both with its large trunk. Snuffleupagi feed upon leaves, other vegetative material, Telly Monsters and tons of spaghetti in their native habitat. Unlike elephants, snuffleupagi have no tusks. Despite their size and strength (a snuffleupagus could easily trample to death or strangle with its trunk most land animals) this does put snuffleupagi at somewhat of a disadvantage when confronting predators. Thus they are much more reliant on hiding as a defense mechanism. Snuffleupagi have been known to wait for days until a ripe young Spaghetti walks by. Then using its powerful trunk, they grab the Spaghetti and gobble it up. Due to the Spaghetti Shortage of 93 many Snuffs immigrated to Italy, and now are proud Italian Patriots or Spaghetti Mobsters in the Mafia smuggling thousands of Pounds of Spaghetti to N.Y. illegally. Snuffleupagi are also unique among elephantine creatures in that their ears are internal. This does not have any adverse effect on their hearing, but some scientists believe that a lack of external ears may make flight impossible, since elephants fly by flapping their ears. However, it may be possible for snuffleupagi to fly by flapping their trunks, and there have been several reports of snuffleupagi flying among herds of pink elephants. They roost on telephone wires, and enjoy playing poker up there. The life expectation of your average Snuffleupagus is 46 to 88 years. It is said that a single Snuuffleupagus can devour up to 3 planets.
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