Walker, Texas Ranger is a TV show that lasted from 1993-2001. It was about a ranger named Cordell Walker, and all his ranger friends. It was clearly one of the greatest TV shows on at the time.
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| - Walker, Texas Ranger is a TV show that lasted from 1993-2001. It was about a ranger named Cordell Walker, and all his ranger friends. It was clearly one of the greatest TV shows on at the time.
- (CHUCKA NORRIS!) He is a god compared to you He can make anvils out of his teeth And his poo! Don't try to cross him He's made out of awesome And spare ribs He's like Jesus Christ but on steroids. (yeaah!) He's hung like a bear. This fucker can punch air In it's balls His spit is made out of liquid gold (CHUCKA NORRIS!) He twisted Satan's nipples while he Was in a chokehold He, with just one hand Punched a hole through Superman Made him cry His chest hair saved a nun from danger Walker, Texas Ranger (CHUCKA NORRIS!)
- Beginning in 1997, reruns of the show entered syndication, USA Network was the first channel to acquire Walker, Texas Ranger in 1997, Showcase Action later acquired Walker, Texas Ranger, and then Hallmark Channel bought the show, Walker, Texas Ranger was removed from the Hallmark Channel lineup, and TV Land picked up Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker, Texas Ranger was removed from the TV Land lineup, and WGN America picked up Walker, Texas Ranger. When Walker, Texas Ranger aired on WGN America, the opening credits were truncated, and the theme song removed, and was replaced by the instrumental version, so they can make room for commercials.
- Walker, Texas Ranger comes from a long line of Texas Rangers which, like the Queen of England, are merely figureheads in the actual governmental process, but like Bruce Lee, kick butt royally, as it were. Every leader of this elite order is declared the King of Texas and is given a portion of land taxes. He is referred to as his Highness, my Lord, King of the Texans, or the Walker. Every leader is considered perfect and without sin as long as the Walker is speaking on the seat of power and the words are regarded as absolute truth without question.
- Walker, Texas Ranger is an American television television series that was created by Leslie Grief and Paul Haggis. After three pilot episodes, it aired on CBS for eight seasons from 21 April 1993 to 19 May 2001. The early episodes featured some Cherokee mysticism. But since Norris, according to his own account, "recommitted [his] life as a Christian in the mid-'90s", later episodes featured an increased use of Christian symbolism and an emphasis on family issues. Adapted from the Wikipedia article on Walker, Texas Ranger.
- Walker, Texas Ranger was a combination of of martial arts and modern Western, starring Chuck Norris as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker. Other characters include Cordell's best friend and partner James "Jimmy" Trivette (Clarence Gilyard), Assistant District Attorney Alex Cahill (Sheree J. Wilson), who also serves as his love interest, and veteran Ranger C.D. Parker (the late Noble Willingham).
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| - Title screen for Walker, Texas Ranger.
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| - Christopher Canaan, Albert S. Ruddy,
- Leslie Greif, Paul Haggis
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| - Walker, Texas Ranger was a combination of of martial arts and modern Western, starring Chuck Norris as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker. Other characters include Cordell's best friend and partner James "Jimmy" Trivette (Clarence Gilyard), Assistant District Attorney Alex Cahill (Sheree J. Wilson), who also serves as his love interest, and veteran Ranger C.D. Parker (the late Noble Willingham). Subject to much Memetic Mutation in the 2000s. This is thanks, at least partially, to Conan O'Brien, who used to play unintentionally humorous clips from the series on his show by way of the "Walker Texas Ranger Lever". As well as the general Memetic Badassness of Chuck Norris.
- Walker, Texas Ranger is a TV show that lasted from 1993-2001. It was about a ranger named Cordell Walker, and all his ranger friends. It was clearly one of the greatest TV shows on at the time.
- (CHUCKA NORRIS!) He is a god compared to you He can make anvils out of his teeth And his poo! Don't try to cross him He's made out of awesome And spare ribs He's like Jesus Christ but on steroids. (yeaah!) He's hung like a bear. This fucker can punch air In it's balls His spit is made out of liquid gold (CHUCKA NORRIS!) He twisted Satan's nipples while he Was in a chokehold He, with just one hand Punched a hole through Superman Made him cry His chest hair saved a nun from danger Walker, Texas Ranger (CHUCKA NORRIS!)
- Walker, Texas Ranger comes from a long line of Texas Rangers which, like the Queen of England, are merely figureheads in the actual governmental process, but like Bruce Lee, kick butt royally, as it were. Every leader of this elite order is declared the King of Texas and is given a portion of land taxes. He is referred to as his Highness, my Lord, King of the Texans, or the Walker. Every leader is considered perfect and without sin as long as the Walker is speaking on the seat of power and the words are regarded as absolute truth without question. The prophecies speak of the time to come when Texas will finally assert its dominance above that of liberals and will prove once and for all that Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, is in fact a closet admirer of Satan and aligned politically with communism. The leader of this uprising will vanquish the Dark Corruptor of Culture, declare that day Republican Day, and proclaim the inferiority of leftist-slanted public schools to that of homeschooling. This man will be great and will possess years of power. Rangers were once a part of the elite English anti-terrorist unit, the Black Watch which itself was brought about by the need to infiltrate the Catholic Priesthood during the Spanish Inquisition. The initial group of Rangers swore their fealty to Chuck Norris, the founder of the Rangers at the battle of Pecos River in which the Rangers were essential to victory using the controversial Picard Maneuver. Ever since, the King has also been known by the title, Walker much in the same way as the Caesars.
- Beginning in 1997, reruns of the show entered syndication, USA Network was the first channel to acquire Walker, Texas Ranger in 1997, Showcase Action later acquired Walker, Texas Ranger, and then Hallmark Channel bought the show, Walker, Texas Ranger was removed from the Hallmark Channel lineup, and TV Land picked up Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker, Texas Ranger was removed from the TV Land lineup, and WGN America picked up Walker, Texas Ranger. When Walker, Texas Ranger aired on WGN America, the opening credits were truncated, and the theme song removed, and was replaced by the instrumental version, so they can make room for commercials.
- Walker, Texas Ranger is an American television television series that was created by Leslie Grief and Paul Haggis. After three pilot episodes, it aired on CBS for eight seasons from 21 April 1993 to 19 May 2001. The eponymous hero of the show is Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris), a Dallas/Fort Worth-based member of the Texas Rangers, which is the state-level bureau of investigation. Walker was raised by his paternal uncle, a Native American named Ray Firewalker (Floyd Red Crow Westerman), who served in the Marines' elite Recon unit during the Vietnam War. Both Cordell and Uncle Ray share the values characteristic of Wild West sheriffs. Walker's partner is James "Jimmy" Trivette (Clarence Gilyard), a former Dallas Cowboys player who takes a more modern approach to fighting crime. Whereas Walker is noted for his martial arts abilities, Trivette uses computers to collect information. Walker also gets advice on cases from C.D. Parker (Noble Willingham), a veteran Ranger who retired to operate a small restaurant and bar. The early episodes featured some Cherokee mysticism. But since Norris, according to his own account, "recommitted [his] life as a Christian in the mid-'90s", later episodes featured an increased use of Christian symbolism and an emphasis on family issues. Adapted from the Wikipedia article on Walker, Texas Ranger.
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