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Jawa Juice was a restaurant chain that specialized in soft drinks, juices and soups. As one of the largest chains in the galaxy, it had at least one location on nearly every inhabitable planet within the Galactic Republic and the Outer Rim. The corporation was founded on Tatooine by a pair of brothers. Later on, a Coruscanti entrepreneur named Pip Harlow purchased the corporation from the brothers, moved the headquarters from Tatooine to Corellia and facilitated the growth of the brand to Republic space.

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  • Jawa Juice was a restaurant chain that specialized in soft drinks, juices and soups. As one of the largest chains in the galaxy, it had at least one location on nearly every inhabitable planet within the Galactic Republic and the Outer Rim. The corporation was founded on Tatooine by a pair of brothers. Later on, a Coruscanti entrepreneur named Pip Harlow purchased the corporation from the brothers, moved the headquarters from Tatooine to Corellia and facilitated the growth of the brand to Republic space.
  • During one of his many journeys through Tatooine's deserts in his Sandcrawler, one of Darth Jawa's many Jawa minions "accidentally" fell into the grinder and was turned into Jawa juice. Darth Jawa took a gulp, and loved it. He then started selling it at Tatooine's space ports and the new drink became a hit. The drink made him very rich, but eventually he ran out off minions, so he had to find new minions, but he had already turned more than 90% of all Jawas into Jawa juice and the remaining Jawas did not trust him. One day he had a brilliant idea, he cloned himself and had his clones put his other clones in the grinder and sell the Jawa juice. Now that his clones were doing all the work for him, he could once again focus on finding ways to destroy planets. It is unknown if he ever succeede
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  • Jawa Juice was a restaurant chain that specialized in soft drinks, juices and soups. As one of the largest chains in the galaxy, it had at least one location on nearly every inhabitable planet within the Galactic Republic and the Outer Rim. The corporation was founded on Tatooine by a pair of brothers. Later on, a Coruscanti entrepreneur named Pip Harlow purchased the corporation from the brothers, moved the headquarters from Tatooine to Corellia and facilitated the growth of the brand to Republic space. It revolutionized the concept of the dine and dash which allowed the customer to pay and receive their order from their speeder and leave. By 0 BBY it was the second largest single-brand restaurant in the galaxy, behind only Burger Belle.
  • During one of his many journeys through Tatooine's deserts in his Sandcrawler, one of Darth Jawa's many Jawa minions "accidentally" fell into the grinder and was turned into Jawa juice. Darth Jawa took a gulp, and loved it. He then started selling it at Tatooine's space ports and the new drink became a hit. The drink made him very rich, but eventually he ran out off minions, so he had to find new minions, but he had already turned more than 90% of all Jawas into Jawa juice and the remaining Jawas did not trust him. One day he had a brilliant idea, he cloned himself and had his clones put his other clones in the grinder and sell the Jawa juice. Now that his clones were doing all the work for him, he could once again focus on finding ways to destroy planets. It is unknown if he ever succeeded in destroying a planet.
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