Oatmeal is a common breakfast cereal around the world. The ancient Greeks called it ambrosia, the Hebrews knew it as manna, and American Indians named it wampum. It is regularly used today in religious ceremonies, mass sacrifices, and food fights.
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| - Oatmeal is a common breakfast cereal around the world. The ancient Greeks called it ambrosia, the Hebrews knew it as manna, and American Indians named it wampum. It is regularly used today in religious ceremonies, mass sacrifices, and food fights.
- When fed to a pet, Oatmeal gives +20 hunger.
- Oatmeal was a type of cereal made from oat grain, combined with milk and heated. Montgomery Scott (TOS novel: Spock's World), Miles O'Brien, Jake Sisko, and Chakotay were known to enjoy oatmeal. (DS9 episodes: "Captive Pursuit", "The Nagus", VOY episode: "Phage") Nog once filled Odo's bucket with oatmeal and fooled Jake into believing he had spilled the unformed Changeling all over him. (DS9 episode: "The Storyteller")
- Oatmeal is a cooked breakfast food made from ground oat groats on Earth. The Stargate Command's mess hall serves oatmeal, which Colonel Jack O'Neill is known to eat, O'Neill, having previously eaten Froot Loops for breakfast on an incalculable number of occasions (due to a time loop), relished the change. (SG1: "Window of Opportunity")
- In 2367, a newlywed Miles O'Brien seemed aghast at the thought that his wife never had oatmeal for breakfast. (TNG: "The Wounded" ) Chief O'Brien claimed to Tosk, in 2369, that they were finally able to get Deep Space 9's food replicators to make a pretty good bowl of oatmeal. (DS9: "Captive Pursuit") Jake Sisko often had oatmeal and orange juice for breakfast. On occasion he would find it lumpy. (DS9: "The Nagus") By 2372, he had began to experiment with different meals for breakfast, including raktajino and makapa bread. (DS9: "For the Cause")
- Oatmeal is a Human food which the Animorphs once used as a weapon against the Yeerks. Instant maple and ginger oatmeal can keep a yeerk alive without the need to absorb Kandrona Rays every three days, but will drive them mad through addiction. Initially, the oatmeal was viewed by the Yeerks as a potential asset during times of Kandrona scarcity, such as that which occurred after the Animorphs destroyed the Earth-based Kandrona source on the top of the EGS tower. However, they later discovered that it drove Yeerks and their human hosts insane, and thus understood it to be a dangerous substance.
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- Contradictory to popular belief, oatmeal was not invented by a Quaker dude who looks a lot like Will Riddle in the 1770s. He did steal the recipe invented by an atheist by the name of Steve N. Koolbear. Steve did not like Quakers. So he kicked them out of the country. The Quaker dude became a frivolous lawsuit lawyer and sued Koolbear. Koolbear won. But Steve lost the recipe in a bet (Quakers weren't supposed to gamble but this guy did and won). Koolbear won in the end by proving that Quakers were lozers. OATMEAL came from the Atheist motto: OUT! Athiests Turned ME Against Lozers.
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| - Oatmeal is a common breakfast cereal around the world. The ancient Greeks called it ambrosia, the Hebrews knew it as manna, and American Indians named it wampum. It is regularly used today in religious ceremonies, mass sacrifices, and food fights.
- In 2367, a newlywed Miles O'Brien seemed aghast at the thought that his wife never had oatmeal for breakfast. (TNG: "The Wounded" ) Chief O'Brien claimed to Tosk, in 2369, that they were finally able to get Deep Space 9's food replicators to make a pretty good bowl of oatmeal. (DS9: "Captive Pursuit") Jake Sisko often had oatmeal and orange juice for breakfast. On occasion he would find it lumpy. (DS9: "The Nagus") By 2372, he had began to experiment with different meals for breakfast, including raktajino and makapa bread. (DS9: "For the Cause") Nog once played a joke on Jake by filling Odo's bucket with oatmeal from the replicator in the security office and dumping it on Jake, leading him to believe that it was Odo he spilled. (DS9: "The Storyteller") Chakotay had oatmeal from a ration pack for one breakfast in 2371. (VOY: "Phage") Dried oatmeal was used by Dan Curry as part of the visual effects to create the illusion of the surface of the sun that the IKS Hegh'ta flew into in "Redemption II" (TNG). According to Curry, in the TNG Season 5 DVD special features, oatmeal was sprinkled onto a light table and an electric motor was placed on it to make it vibrate to give it a "sizzle". The flat plane of "sizzling" oatmeal was then wrapped in an electronic device over an imaginary, or virtual sphere. After making a negative of the image and tinting it orange, the final product was given look of the cells seen on the surface of the sun.
- When fed to a pet, Oatmeal gives +20 hunger.
- Oatmeal is a Human food which the Animorphs once used as a weapon against the Yeerks. Instant maple and ginger oatmeal can keep a yeerk alive without the need to absorb Kandrona Rays every three days, but will drive them mad through addiction. Initially, the oatmeal was viewed by the Yeerks as a potential asset during times of Kandrona scarcity, such as that which occurred after the Animorphs destroyed the Earth-based Kandrona source on the top of the EGS tower. However, they later discovered that it drove Yeerks and their human hosts insane, and thus understood it to be a dangerous substance. During a battle at the Yeerk Pool, the Animorphs managed to throw several barrels of instant maple and ginger oatmeal into the pool and use a Dracon beam to explode it, causing some yeerks to be infected and giving them a distraction which allowed them to escape.
- Oatmeal was a type of cereal made from oat grain, combined with milk and heated. Montgomery Scott (TOS novel: Spock's World), Miles O'Brien, Jake Sisko, and Chakotay were known to enjoy oatmeal. (DS9 episodes: "Captive Pursuit", "The Nagus", VOY episode: "Phage") Nog once filled Odo's bucket with oatmeal and fooled Jake into believing he had spilled the unformed Changeling all over him. (DS9 episode: "The Storyteller")
- Oatmeal is a cooked breakfast food made from ground oat groats on Earth. The Stargate Command's mess hall serves oatmeal, which Colonel Jack O'Neill is known to eat, O'Neill, having previously eaten Froot Loops for breakfast on an incalculable number of occasions (due to a time loop), relished the change. (SG1: "Window of Opportunity")
- Contradictory to popular belief, oatmeal was not invented by a Quaker dude who looks a lot like Will Riddle in the 1770s. He did steal the recipe invented by an atheist by the name of Steve N. Koolbear. Steve did not like Quakers. So he kicked them out of the country. The Quaker dude became a frivolous lawsuit lawyer and sued Koolbear. Koolbear won. But Steve lost the recipe in a bet (Quakers weren't supposed to gamble but this guy did and won). Koolbear won in the end by proving that Quakers were lozers. OATMEAL came from the Atheist motto: OUT! Athiests Turned ME Against Lozers. Today oatmeal is an artificial wheat product processed in government funded factories in China. The wheat is cut, dried, and turned into a powder where it is combined with baby powder to get a creamy texture. Then it is packaged in Korea in sweatshops and shipped to America. In America we buy the packages then put them onto plates where we mix it in Orange Juice, slap it onto a slice of toast and put it into a toaster oven to make a quick, easy, nutritious breakfast. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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