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At constant war with the trolls of Bømlo. * Saltdal: The national city of Norway. Also the true capital. * Bergen: Populated entirely by fishmongers, Bergen was one of the biggest cities in Norway until the Japanese attacked the city in 1905; they blamed Saddam Hussein for their actions. * Bømlo: Populated by avid churchgoing fishmongers and sheep. Vikings live here. Grue-sightings are not infrequent. The Bananarepublic Bømelulu is currently an important location for research on compulsive-pharyngeal disorder, characterized by random o-sounds in speech and loss of bodily equilibrium. * Trondheim: Hotbed of the national championship Moustache Fighting League, it is the only city in Norway where people are born without teeth. * brekstad : the Holland of Norway it got its ow

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  • At constant war with the trolls of Bømlo. * Saltdal: The national city of Norway. Also the true capital. * Bergen: Populated entirely by fishmongers, Bergen was one of the biggest cities in Norway until the Japanese attacked the city in 1905; they blamed Saddam Hussein for their actions. * Bømlo: Populated by avid churchgoing fishmongers and sheep. Vikings live here. Grue-sightings are not infrequent. The Bananarepublic Bømelulu is currently an important location for research on compulsive-pharyngeal disorder, characterized by random o-sounds in speech and loss of bodily equilibrium. * Trondheim: Hotbed of the national championship Moustache Fighting League, it is the only city in Norway where people are born without teeth. * brekstad : the Holland of Norway it got its ow
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  • At constant war with the trolls of Bømlo. * Saltdal: The national city of Norway. Also the true capital. * Bergen: Populated entirely by fishmongers, Bergen was one of the biggest cities in Norway until the Japanese attacked the city in 1905; they blamed Saddam Hussein for their actions. * Bømlo: Populated by avid churchgoing fishmongers and sheep. Vikings live here. Grue-sightings are not infrequent. The Bananarepublic Bømelulu is currently an important location for research on compulsive-pharyngeal disorder, characterized by random o-sounds in speech and loss of bodily equilibrium. * Trondheim: Hotbed of the national championship Moustache Fighting League, it is the only city in Norway where people are born without teeth. * brekstad : the Holland of Norway it got its own military base and A small dump in the road can be seen from trondheim and usa. * Svelvik: Norway's most important town. Late capital. May be it again. * Hell: The outermost circle of Trondheim. Hell hotell is one of the most popular hotels in Norway. * Steinkjer: The Rome of Norway, known for its beautiful architecture, romantic restaurants and busy clubbing. Even the Vikings deserted it. * Heggedal: Not really a city, but a black hole that is slowly devouring the rest of Norway. * Tromsø: An exact replica of Paris, at 1:10 scale. * Harstad: A town that is all about football. The pride of the town, HIL, is currently fighting its way down into 3rd division. * Bodø: Capital of the Scandinavian undead, this is an unholy place and the home of zombies and vampires. The name of the city translates to "Live dead". * Førde: Have the highest parking space per population ratio in Norway. And yes, you will have problems finding a free parking space. Førde also have the highest shop per shopper ratio. Førde is lucky and has one mall per household. And is THE most ugly city in Norway. * Vardø: A town that was recently taken over by the Space Otters after being ruled by the zombies and undead Scandinavians (just like in Bodø). The name changed after the otters took control of the town. It was called Erdø before (which means "Is dead"), but is now called Vardø, or "Was dead". The city council is debating whether or not to change the name to Harværtdø, or "Has been dead", although a significant number of prominent citizens are campaigning for the name Skullekanskjehaværtdødmenleverfortsattikkeheltdødmenmankanjoalltidshåpe, or "Should maybe have died, but is still not quite dead, but one can always hope". The local road sign-maker is, it goes without saying, firmly behind this last alternative. Some dyslectics remain unconvinced, though. * Spydeberg: Probably the only major city in Norway where children are given Subaru-cars when graduating from kindergarten. But this is not an established fact. We are dealing with probabilities here. Live with it! * Stavanger: Populated entirely by dropouts from the Bergen Academy of Fishmongering, Stavanger is the only remaining city where there still lives Vikings. This is the place for those who's looking for asskicking rock-music.
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