HORNY is an acronym used to describe studs. HORNY stands for: Happy on Reaching New Years, which all studs are, all year-long. The acronym has become popular ever since Mark Foley familiarized the Nation with its meaning. It seems to be that the democrats and liberals have construed the word into meaning something so dirty, that it needs not to be transcribed here. Dr. Colbert has since tried to bring back the original acronymity of the word HORNY by telling his buddies at his Youth Camp for Young Studs that "he is incredibly HORNY."
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| - HORNY is an acronym used to describe studs. HORNY stands for: Happy on Reaching New Years, which all studs are, all year-long. The acronym has become popular ever since Mark Foley familiarized the Nation with its meaning. It seems to be that the democrats and liberals have construed the word into meaning something so dirty, that it needs not to be transcribed here. Dr. Colbert has since tried to bring back the original acronymity of the word HORNY by telling his buddies at his Youth Camp for Young Studs that "he is incredibly HORNY."
- In Dungeon Keeper 2 only one Horned Reaper exists, he's a main character and icon of the game. The Horned Reaper, or Horny as he's also called, is on a quest to gain access to the overworld. The Horned Reaper cannot be attracted through a portal, however he can be summoned through a spell/talisman. Horny is invincible and will destroy every enemy in his path.
- It is easy to see why for some people now, celebrating the horn is a good thing and a sign of virility. In the wild, Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate.
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| - HORNY is an acronym used to describe studs. HORNY stands for: Happy on Reaching New Years, which all studs are, all year-long. The acronym has become popular ever since Mark Foley familiarized the Nation with its meaning. It seems to be that the democrats and liberals have construed the word into meaning something so dirty, that it needs not to be transcribed here. Dr. Colbert has since tried to bring back the original acronymity of the word HORNY by telling his buddies at his Youth Camp for Young Studs that "he is incredibly HORNY."
- In Dungeon Keeper 2 only one Horned Reaper exists, he's a main character and icon of the game. The Horned Reaper, or Horny as he's also called, is on a quest to gain access to the overworld. The Horned Reaper cannot be attracted through a portal, however he can be summoned through a spell/talisman. Horny is invincible and will destroy every enemy in his path. Horny can be summoned in the game after you find a part of the Horny talisman (which is a special box unlocking a secret level). He doesn't cost Mana to summon in that instance but has a 75 second time limit. Horny will try and take the shortest route to either the Lord of the Land or the Dungeon Heart so try and summon him as close as possible otherwise he may march off on a long time wasting detour. With his scythe and stun projectile he is pretty much unstoppable and cannot be killed just slowed down. Once you have the power to summon him at any time later in the game, it requires 100,000 mana to summon him, and then your mana will deplete to keep him sustained until you run out or dismiss him. He can be dismissed with one slap from the Hand of Evil.
- It is easy to see why for some people now, celebrating the horn is a good thing and a sign of virility. In the wild, Goats without horns are usually infertile, therefore we can assume that horny goats are perfectly capable of mating to produce offspring, and will not cease to do so unless forcibly restrained or subdued by means of tranquilizers or the calming effects of dark chocolate. Stags can be very horny—in fact, they are so horny that they are usually called "antlers" instead. That's why you shouldn't go into the forest alone, as their bony appendages can be quite painful if thrust into the abdomen. So you have been warned, steer clear of rutting stags. At sea Whales will migrate thousands of miles down the California coast in search of horn substitutes. Many a surfer has died as a result. Some humans have made great efforts to find 'horn substitutes'. Popular amongst computer scientists, mathematicians and other shunned members of the community at large is the 'implant method'. To combat the horn, tiny lasers have been inserted behind their nipples. This diverts the brain arousal signal away from the groin to more socially acceptable part of the body. This has lead to the popularity of the Nipple Laser. It comes from the circulation of blood being simutaneously tricombusted into the form of electric waves that descend from the brain, down the spine and avoiding traffic jams in the pelvic region, shoot back up to the chest. That is why you should always check your insurance cover when partying with computer code experts. Proximity to their bodies could literally set you on fire. The secret to having "laser tits" is to create arousal and stimulation in the mind and body while at the same time keeping your chest and especially taut pores extremely cold—almost subzero temperatures. It is with this natural ability that John Wilkes Booth was able to assassinate President Lincoln from behind closed doors. He was found earlier at the bar demanding ice and a rubdown from the male serving drinks. If Wilkes hadn't been aroused by the black Scottish terrier he brushed passed to the bathroom, he would have never been able to shoot bullets out of his nipples. Abe would have stayed honest, the shortage of white sheets in the South would have never happened and the Civil Rights Movement would not have been necessary. Martin Luther King would have lived out his days as a special advisor to Bill Clinton.
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