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Windows 8 is Microsoft's latest computer virus that installs on your hard drive just like an operating system. It was released on 26th October 2012 and took 24 years to develop, and so far has lost Microsoft $90,000,000. We don't even need to joke about Windows 8, Microsoft made it naturally shit.

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  • Windows 8 est le futur système d'exploitation de Microsoft, Il est annoncé pour octobre 2012 juste avant la destruction planétaire du 21 décembre 2012. Comme son prédécesseur, Windows 7, il dispose d'un nom très inspiré, qui indique le multiplicateur de bugs depuis Windows 95. Mais il s'agit surtout d'une révolution. En effet, Windows 8 intègre Métro, et ça ça change tout.
  • Windows 8 is Microsoft's latest computer virus that installs on your hard drive just like an operating system. It was released on 26th October 2012 and took 24 years to develop, and so far has lost Microsoft $90,000,000. We don't even need to joke about Windows 8, Microsoft made it naturally shit.
  • thumb|Logo de Windows 8 Windows 8 es el nuevo sistema operativo de Microsoft. Fue lanzado el Viernes 26 de Octubre de 2012 como sucesor de Windows 7 (que salió en 2009). Se calcula que sea un éxito.
  • Before starting the computer for the first time, you must hand over all your personal information to Windows so they can then give it to the NSA. Anonymous has critisised the feature the most. The Stupid One recommends using Windows 8 computers. Many Guys have taken this quite seriously, and it became the official computer brand of the Stupidsm religion.
  • Windows 8 is an Microsoft operating system released October 26, 2012. It is the sucessor to Windows 7, which was released three years earlier in 2009.
  • 600px Windows 8은 2012년 10월 26일에 발표된 OS 입니다. 특이하게도 개발 코드명이 없습니다.
  • Windows 8 is an operating system produced by Microsoft for use on personal computers, including home and business desktops, laptops, tablets, and home theater PCs. It is part of the Windows NT family of operating systems, succeeds Windows 7 and precedes Windows 8.1.
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  • Windows 8 est le futur système d'exploitation de Microsoft, Il est annoncé pour octobre 2012 juste avant la destruction planétaire du 21 décembre 2012. Comme son prédécesseur, Windows 7, il dispose d'un nom très inspiré, qui indique le multiplicateur de bugs depuis Windows 95. Mais il s'agit surtout d'une révolution. En effet, Windows 8 intègre Métro, et ça ça change tout.
  • Windows 8 is Microsoft's latest computer virus that installs on your hard drive just like an operating system. It was released on 26th October 2012 and took 24 years to develop, and so far has lost Microsoft $90,000,000. We don't even need to joke about Windows 8, Microsoft made it naturally shit.
  • thumb|Logo de Windows 8 Windows 8 es el nuevo sistema operativo de Microsoft. Fue lanzado el Viernes 26 de Octubre de 2012 como sucesor de Windows 7 (que salió en 2009). Se calcula que sea un éxito.
  • Before starting the computer for the first time, you must hand over all your personal information to Windows so they can then give it to the NSA. Anonymous has critisised the feature the most. The Stupid One recommends using Windows 8 computers. Many Guys have taken this quite seriously, and it became the official computer brand of the Stupidsm religion.
  • Windows 8 is an Microsoft operating system released October 26, 2012. It is the sucessor to Windows 7, which was released three years earlier in 2009.
  • Windows 8 is an operating system produced by Microsoft for use on personal computers, including home and business desktops, laptops, tablets, and home theater PCs. It is part of the Windows NT family of operating systems, succeeds Windows 7 and precedes Windows 8.1. Development of this operating system started before the release of its predecessor in 2009. Its existence was first announced in January 2011 at Consumer Electronics Show. During its development and test phases, Microsoft released three pre-release versions: Developer Preview (September 13, 2011), Consumer Preview (February 29, 2012), and Release Preview (May 31, 2012). On August 1, 2012, Windows 8 graduated from the development stage and was released to manufacturing. Windows 8 is slated for general availability on October 26, 2012. Windows 8 is built based on Metro design language and introduces a new form of "Windows 8-style software", which may only be obtained through Windows Store. Windows 8 also features a new start screen, Internet Explorer 10, native support for USB 3.0, a new Windows Defender that combats malware (instead of only spyware), Windows To Go, and support for UEFI SecureBoot. The last of these has stirred controversy. Windows 8 is available in four major editions: Windows 8, Windows 8 Pro, Windows 8 Enterprise, and Windows RT 8, Windows Phone 8. The first three have almost the same hardware requirements as that of Windows 7. The latter, however, runs on tablet computers with ARM architecture and has different hardware requirements. Hardware vendors willing to receive Microsoft's certification for such devices need to adhere to a list of certification requirements. Windows 8 Enterprise and Windows RT will not be available at retail outlets.
  • 600px Windows 8은 2012년 10월 26일에 발표된 OS 입니다. 특이하게도 개발 코드명이 없습니다.
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