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| - Note: This is the Christian dubbing of the following episode; certain lines are edited to make mentions to religious nature. All lines that underlined are edited lines exclusive to this version. Narrator: No one will ever forget the day when Jay Jay the Jet Plane won the funniest game played at Tarrytown Airport. Narrator: At first, Jay Jay and Tracy were playing a game called "Jump Jet"— (He scoots up to Tracy, standing on the other side.) —and Jay Jay was winning. Tracy: Wow, Jay Jay. I know you're the best at Jump Jet, but are you sure you can jump over six bales of hay at once? Tracy: The most you've ever done is five. Jay Jay: Well, Tracy— (Close-up on the two.) —you just watch me. Here I go! Tracy: Wow, Jay Jay, you made it! (Jay Jay joins her.) Sometimes, I think you'll do anything to win a game. Jay Jay: Tracy, when I play a game, I always play to win, no matter what it takes. Clown: Excuse me! Can you tell me where I could find Oscar? Jay Jay: (obliviously) Sure. He lives in the barn in the back. Clown: Thank you! (giggles) Jay Jay: Don't mention it. (The clown exits; to Tracy) So anyway, as I was saying, I always play— Jay Jay, Tracy: Hey! Jay Jay: Did I just see what I thought I saw? Tracy: That was a clown! Jay Jay: What's that clown doing here? Tracy: Let's go find out. Oscar: (from o.s.) Well, hi there, Jay Jay and Tracy. I'd like you two youngsters to meet my friend here, Flippo the Clown. (Cut back to he and the clown, Flippo.) Flippo: Pleased to meet ya both! Jay Jay: It's nice to meet you too, Mr. Flippo.Oscar: Yeah, Flippo and I used to do a circus act together years ago. Tracy: You used to be in the circus, Oscar?Oscar: You betcha! Jay Jay: Well, how come you're here at our airport, Mr. Flippo? Flippo: I'm goin' to a Clown Convention at Tarrytown Hall. In fact, since I was in town, I'd visit my old pal, Oscar. Jay Jay: What do clowns do at a Clown Convention? Flippo: We have all kinds of fun, Jay Jay! For instance, we have games and contests! Tracy: What kind of games and contests? Flippo: Well, Tracy, we have Juggling Contests! Flippo: We also try to see how many clowns can we stuff in one little car. Oh! And we play "Funny Face Contest"! Jay Jay: What's a Funny Face Contest? Flippo: Ah, that's the best game of all, Jay Jay! (chuckles) When you play Funny Face, ya have to sneak up on somebody, and surprise 'em by makin' a funny face like this! Flippo: If the funny face you make forces the other person to break out—hoo hoo hoo, laughing—then you win a point! See? Woohoo! And whoever wins the most points—wins the game! Weehee! Narrator: Well, this was wonderful news, indeed. (Close-up on Tracy.) Here was a new game that nobody had tried before. (Cut to Jay Jay.) And best of all, it made you laugh. (Widen to frame both.) Jay Jay and Tracy couldn't wait to play it themselves. Narrator: So, later that day, after Flippo the Clown had gone... Jay Jay: ...And that's how it works, Herky. The rules, are, you gotta sneak up on somebody, make a funny face, and make that other guy laugh. Herky: R-r-really? (He hovers to Tracy's opposite side.) Like how? Tracy: Like this! Herky: That's a funny face, Tr-r-racy! (He chuckles; Tracy follows suit.) Tracy: That's the idea! Jay Jay: Okay, look. We have to split up and hide, and then sneak up on each other and surprise each other. Got it? Tracy, Herky: Got it! Jay Jay: Good. Then let the Funny Face game begin! Go! Jay Jay: Peek-a-boo! Jay Jay: One point for me! Herky: Hey, Jay Jay! Herky: One point for-r-r the helicopter-r-r! Jay Jay, Tracy: (from o.s.) Surprise! Jay Jay: Tracy, look at your face! (giggles some more) Tracy: (from o.s.) It looks so funny! Jay Jay: Puttin' on a funny face (He makes a goofy smile and flaps his wings.) Herky: Puttin' on a funny face (He babbles while jittering his mouth a bit.) Tracy: The very best way of startin' the day All: Is with a funny face (They jitter their mouths for a moment.) Jay Jay: Now we could be serious (He makes a goofy-looking serious face and pretends to growl; Tracy giggles at this.) Tracy: But we prefer delirious (She too makes a humorously serious face and all three laugh; Herky goes cross-eyed and stretches his mouth widely.) Herky: And how can ya miss lookin' like this? All: Such a funny face Jay Jay: Wouldn't it be fun if we could get everyone To join into the game? Herky: Every frowny in town turned upside down Stoptime for next line Tracy: Simply by comin' around All: And puttin' on a funny face Puttin' on a funny face (Jay Jay voices a giggle.) Tracy: Look at me, and whaddya see? (They all end up making different faces: Jay Jay smiling and flapping his wings, Tracy making a serious face and jittering her mouth, Herky raising his eyebrows and chomping repeatedly.) Jay Jay: Such a funny face Jay Jay: Each and every mile that brings out a smile Makes the world a happier place All: So let's keep on puttin' on Funny face All: A funny face (Tracy bobs her head while letting her mouth drop wide.) Jay Jay: Hey! All: That's a funny face (Herky raises his eyebrows and jitters his mouth rapidly; head-on view of the trio as they show their funny faces.) Jay Jay: There ya go! All: You got a funny face Jay Jay: Yeah! Herky: Boy, that sur-r-re was fun. Jay Jay: Well, we're not done yet. One more point, and I win! (The loudspeaker beeps.) Brenda: (over speaker) Calling Jay Jay. Calling Jay Jay. Jay Jay: Huh? Brenda: (over speaker) Please report to Brenda Blue's workshop right away. It's time for you to get a new coat of airplane polish. (Back to Jay Jay.) Jay Jay: (slightly agitated) Boy, oh boy. Just when I was goin' good! (Cut to Tracy and Herky.) Tracy: Don't worry, Jay Jay. While you're getting polished, Herky and I will wait for you. (Widen to frame Jay Jay.) And then, we can finish the game when you're done. Jay Jay: Well...okay. I'll be back as soon as I can! Narrator: Now, an important time for all little airplanes is when they get polished up, so that they shine like new. Narrator: Normally, Jay Jay would love to have that happen. But on this day, Jay Jay was so eager to get back to his game of Funny Face—that he could barely stand still for Brenda Blue to wipe on the polish. Jay Jay: (groaning impatiently) Aren't we done yet, Brenda? Brenda: Jay Jay, what's your hurry? (grunts) You've been squirming all through this. (Close-up of Jay Jay.) Jay Jay: I know, but...it's just that I can't wait to get back to that neat, new game that Herky, Tracy and I were playing. You know, the one I told you about? Funny Face. Brenda: Well...I think I'm done. But—if you don't shine brightly, it's not my fault this time. Go on and play. Jay Jay: (starts to exit) Great, thanks, Brenda! Brenda: Oh, and Jay Jay? Jay Jay: Yeah, Brenda? Brenda: Do not make any funny faces before your new coat of polish dries. Jay Jay: Right, right. Got it! Brenda: Jay Jay, remember that, okay? Narrator: Brenda Blue had given Jay Jay some very wise advice, but Jay Jay was so anxious to win the game, that he decided not to listen to her words. Jay Jay: Boy, oh boy, I can't wait to get back in the game. I only need one more point to win! Narrator: Suddenly, Jay Jay got excited—for there, right in front of him, were Tracy and Herky— (Close-up of them.) —and they didn't know he was right behind them. Narrator: All he had to do was make a funny face, sneak right up behind them, surprise them, and then he'd win the game. And we all know that Jay Jay would do anything to win—so he did. Tracy: That was the goofiest face ever! You win, Jay Jay! Jay Jay: (slightly muffled) Uh...uh... Herky: We said you win. (chuckles) You can take away that funny face of your-r-rs, now, Jay Jay. (Back to Jay Jay.) Jay Jay: Uh...I...I can't take it away! (Widen to frame the others.) Tracy: What? Jay Jay: My face—it's stuck! (Close-up.) I can't move it! Tracy: So, what did Brenda say? Can she get your face back to normal? Jay Jay: Yeah, but she has to go into town to get polish remover—I have to be like this until she gets back! Herky: (shaking his head) Hey, that's too bad. Jay Jay: I know, and my face is s-so stiff that it's starting to hurt a little bit. Jay Jay: Hey, what's so funny? Tracy: (giggles) You! (more laughter) I'm sorry it's starting to hurt you, Jay Jay— (Close-up.) —but you wanted to make the funniest face of all and win the game, and you did! Jay Jay: Oh, boy, you're right! It is the funniest face of all! Well...maybe from now on, I won't do anything to win a game. I guess I did go a little too far. (Widen to frame Tracy and Herky.) Well, even though I'm a little sore, I'm gonna get some more fun out of my goofy face. C'mon, let's show it off. Savannah: Oh...my...! All: Wherever we go, laughter will follow And make the world a happier place So let's keep on puttin' on Jay Jay: I beg it's not bitin' off for long All: So let's keep on puttin' on A funny face Narrator: In the end, Jay Jay was very happy— (Close-up of Jay Jay.) —to get his face back to normal. (He raises his eyebrows and parts his lips rapidly for a moment.) And he learned the value— (Cut to frame Tracy and Herky.) of listening to a friend's good advice.
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