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| - Eclipse: *sighs* It’s been a couple of days since I left the Marines. I wonder if they’re gonna give me a bounty for defeating 5 of the Vice Admirals. Solstice: *lightly punches Eclipse on the head* Hey Eclipse. Eclipse: Oh, hi nee-san. What are you doing here? Solstice: I’m just calling you to dinner. Hurry up or the food’ll get cold. Eclipse: Alright, I’ll leave once the sun goes down. Solstice: Hmm? Why’re you so sad? Eclipse: What makes you think that I’m sad? Solstice: Whenever you’re sad, you always go up here and watch the sunset. Eclipse: Really? I hadn’t notice. Solstice: Anyway, tell me what’s bothering you. Eclipse: Well, ever since I quit the Marines, I haven’t exactly felt happy. I mean when I was in the Marines, I got to travel around to many places in the Grand Line. Solstice: *looking a bit miffed* Oi, weren’t you supposed to be stationed in Marineford instead of going around? Eclipse: That’s not the point, I think what I’m sad about is that I’m missing out on adventures and hanging out with my subordinates. Solstice: Then why don’t you become a pirate? *giggles and smiles* Eclipse: What?!? Become a criminal?!? Solstice: You told me once that you can tell good from evil and that you saw many good pirates out there. Just become one of those pirates. Eclipse: *laughs sheepishly* I told you that? *rubs back of head* I must’ve look cool when I said something like that *smug grin* Solstice: *punches over head hard* You told me that over the Den-Den Mushi and stop trying to look cool. Eclipse: Yosh! Then it’s decided!! Tomorrow I’m a pirate!! *another smug grin* Solstice: *punches over head harder* Yeah, yeah. Just go eat your dinner. 1 week later... Eclipse: …Maybe I should’ve gotten a navigator to join my crew back at All Quiet Island. Ahhh, that was stupid of me to hold my map upside for a whole week. I’m further away from the grand Line than I was before. *notices something* Hmm? What’s that? Eclipse: Is that a coffin? *stares at it* Maybe it’s full of treasure and they put it in a coffin to trick people! *giggles smugly* Hehehehehehe. Eclipse: Only treasure awaits. ???: Huh? You disturbed my nap!! Eclipse: HE RESURRECTED HIMSELF!!!!!!! ???: *slaps Eclipse anime-style* That’s freakin’ impossible!!! I was never dead in the first place!!! Eclipse: Oi, join my pirate crew!!! *wide grin* ???: No. Eclipse: *shocked anime face with blank eyes and arms in the air* Y-you answered so bluntly! ???: You don’t seem like a bad guy. What’s your name? Eclipse: The name’s Shaman D. Eclipse (*note: this name goes from last to first name). What’s yours? ???: My name’s Yeti Reels (*note: this name goes from first to last name). Yeti: WHAT’S SO FUNNY?!?! Eclipse: Your name sounds so retarded!! *rolls on the floor laughing crazily* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeti: Oi, you wanna start a fight?!?! *angry anime face with blank eyes and sharp teeth* Eclipse: Sorry. So what were you doing in a coffin? Yeti: I was protecting an old man from a bunch of thugs. While I was beating them up, they got the old man and used him as a hostage. I couldn’t do anything else so they beat me up without killing me. Eclipse: You don’t look like a guy who could get beat up so easily. Yeti: You’re right. They were torturing me for 3 days straight. They wanted me to say some embarrassing things but I never said a word. They eventually gave up, shoved me in a coffin, and pushed me out to sea. The bastards also took my sword. Eclipse: I’ll tell you what. If I buy you a new sword, will you join my crew? Yeti: I WANT MY SWORD, NOT A SWORD!!! *angry anime face with blank eyes and sharp teeth* Eclipse: Fine, if I can get your sword back, will you join my crew? Yeti: Heh, fine. My dream involves the Grand Line and if you’re a pirate than you must be heading for the Grand Line, right? Eclipse: Yep. Now that that’s settled, let’s head to… Where are we heading off to? Yeti: Grand North Island. Eclipse: Grand North Island?!? Isn’t that where nobles live? Yeti: Yep. I was born into a noble family. Eclipse: EHHHHHHH??????? *shocked anime face with white eyes, wide open mouth, and foam coming from the mouth* Yeti: C’mon, let’s go. We have no time to waste. Who knows what they did with my sword by now. 2 days later... Eclipse: So, do you know where those punks are? Yeti: Yea- *Yeti stared at the wall of a bar with various bounty posters posted up* Oi, YOU HAVE A File:Bsymbol.gif140, 000, 000 BOUNTY?!?! Eclipse: Holy crap!!! They actually gave me a bounty!!! *shocked anime face with eyes popped out and wide open mouth* *stares at wall again* Oi, isn’t that you? Yeti: WHAT?!?! A File:Bsymbol.gif60, 000, 000 bounty just for destroying a couple of noble families’ mansions?!? Eclipse: What have you been up to?!? Yeti: I’ll explain later. C’mon, let’s get those punks. Man 1: Oi, guys! Look, it’s that tough bastard! He’s back for more! Hehehe. Man 2: Oi, you’d better not try anything funny ‘cause we got some more hostages this time. The old man decided to kill himself after seeing us torture you like that! Now we got some hot chicks. Hahaha. Man 3: Don’t worry, we haven’t done anything…yet. Hehehe. Eclipse: Disgusting… Yeti: *looking around* Damn, I don’t see my sword anywhere. Oi, you any good at fighting. Eclipse: I’ll leave that up for you to decide. Man 4: Let’s go, guys!! Other men: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!! Eclipse: Oi, don’t you think that that was a bit excessive. Yeti: Hmpf, the drove that old man to his death. They deserved it. Eclipse: Whatever, let’s free those girls, find your sword, and get out of here. Girl 1: Thanks. Girl 2: You’re my hero! *kisses Eclipse on the cheek* Girl 3: Who are you guys? Eclipse/Yeti: *looks at each other and grins* Pirates! Girl 2: Kyahh! *slaps Eclipse* Girl 4: They’re gonna kidnap us and make us slaves. Yeti: Oi, oi. We’re not here to do such a thing. We’re here to find my sword and just happened to save you girls along the way. ???: Ohhh, so you were looking for your sword, eh? Is this the one you’re looking for? Eclipse: Oi, that’s a huge-ass sword. You can swing that thing around?? Yeti: Oi, that’s my sword!! Give it back!! ???: No way. It’s mine now and besides, someone small like you isn’t able to lift a sword this heavy. ???: If you want it… Then try and get it back from the Boss of Grand North Island’s underworld, Lychee!! Eclipse: *rolling on the floor laughing again* What’s with people and stupid names today? *laughed so hard that he crys* Lychee: Grrrrr!!!! Haaaaaa!!!! Lychee: *gulps* You’re a Logia-user?!? Yeti: You’re a Logia-user?!? Eclipse: Heh. *sumg grin* Yep. Eclipse: Sorry but if you’re the underground boss than killing you should stop crime somewhat on this island. Dust Ball! Eclipse: Heh. Hokai Hokai no Mi. The power to create, control, and become dust. Also the power to disintegrate everything. Yeti: Y-you killed the guy!! You thought I went overboard when I beat up the thugs but this is just not right!! What the hell?!? Eclipse: The power to disintegrate everything to dust also comes with the power to reform everything from dust. Yeti: Wha- Eclipse: Let’s tie up the thugs first and then I’ll reform Lychee and we’ll bring him in to the Marines. 2 hours later... Eclipse: We just became File:Bsymbol.gif3, 000, 000 richer. *grins* Yeti: Well, I got my sword back, so now I’ll join your crew. Don’t disappoint me, captain! Eclipse: I should be saying that, first mate! Marine 1: Wait a minute, you’re pirates?!? I should’ve noticed!! You two have bounties!! Eclipse: Uh-oh. Yeti: Maybe, we shouldn’t have said all that in front of a Marine. Eclipse: Let’s split! Yeti: Yeah, let’s get outta here! Marine 1: Hey, stop! Give me back the money!! Marine 2: Oi, what happened?!? I heard you yelling! Marine 1: A-absolutely nothing…
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