The noble sport (hence the title above), voted most likely to cause loss of limbs by Jello! Magazine, origonated in demonic tribes just before the Indiana Jones era. Origonally the devout n00bist monks of Hollywood would get together in secret once every month to engage in what they called Pumpaction. In the game the monks would pump blood at each other from their own beating hearts. The object of the game was to permanently stain the other monks robes before succombing to blood loss and withering into prunes (this might explain the sinister discovery of prunes also at that time). At the end of each week-long game the loser would have their heart held just out of their reach, and be heavily teased by the other monks. The loser's humiliation was eventually stopped when mother became involve
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