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[knocks table over and makes a mega-mess of things] CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! [We see Adrenaline at their Jacuzzi, with Ace letting out his frustrations on the water] CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! At RV: [laughing] Ricky Grant: Wait. Where's Ace? Ace Balthazar: CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! Adrenaline: Come on, we've gotta get outta here! RUN!!! Pierce Fesner: When we lost Ace, we knew the Adrenaline Rush was over. There'll never be another performer like Ace. Ever. Rigby: Hmm. Hmm. True facts. Mordecai: Dude! I wish we could've seen them play live. It would've been the most epic concert ever. TV Announcer: Though he was presumed dead, Ace's body was never found. Could Ace be alive and walking among us? Woman: He ain't dead. I seen him at the shop-mart. Man 1: My friend's brother saw him at the bus station. Fat Man: I saw him on my quesadilla. TV Announcer: A recent sighting has even been captured on film. [Knight seen creeping near bushes, Pops's House seen in background] Rigby: Haha. That looks like our house in the background. Mordecai: Dude, that is our house. Rigby: Wait, is that..? Mordecai: Dude, it's that guy who thinks he's a knight. TV Announcer: Could this man be the real Ace Balthazar? Rigby: Duuuuuude. (cuts out a knight's helmet and positions it on Ace Balthazar's view) Ace Bathazar's in our Park! Mordecai and Rigby: Woooooaaaahh! Mordecai: Dude, I bet if we get him back together with his band, they'd play live and we get backstage passes! Rigby: They'd totally give us backstage passes. Mordecai: Dude, we gotta get him back together with his band. Knight: Now, to see what you are made of. Rigby: Dude, it's him! It's Ace! Mordecai: Ye-ace it is! Mordecai and Rigby: Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! Knight: Oh! Natives of the new world! Mordecai: Ace! Oh, man. It's an honor to meet you, sir. Knight: Ace? What is this "Ace"? Rigby: Dude, you're Ace Balthazar from Adrenaline! Knight: What? I am not Ace Balthazar! I am Sir Gablethorp of Kingdonia! My quest is to discover the marvels of the new world. For instance, to find the tiny artists that live within this printing device. Rigby: Dude, there's something seriously wrong with Ace. Mordecai: I know. I think that bus crash must've messed up his memory. Rigby: Hmm, hmm! Time to jog it, then! Sir Gablethorp: What is this music? How do you have a whole band of men inside such a small box? Rigby: It's not just any band of men, it's Adrenaline! Sir Gablethorp: Adrenaline? Sir Gablethorp (continued): I must meet this tiny band of men! Mordecai and Rigby: No, wait! Sir Gablethorp: Where did the tiny band of men go? Rigby: Dude, Ace Balthazar just trashed our boombox! Mordecai and Rigby: Whoooooaaaaaa! Sir Gablethorp: Oooohhhhh! Mordecai: Ace, we wanna get you back together with your old band. Rigby: Yeah, we're huge fans. And we wanna see your perform live! Sir Gablethorp: (to himself) If pretending to be Ace Balthazar will get them to accept me, then so be it. (to Mordecai and Rigby) Friends, I just remembered that I am Ace Balthazar! Mordecai and Rigby: Haha, I knew it! Mordecai: Now all we gotta do is get you back together with your band. Ricky: Those were the days. Pierce: What I wouldn't give to see Ace walk through our door right now. Jenkins: There's a guy out here claiming to be Ace. Ricky: Alright, bring him in. Sir Gablethorp: Hello all! It is I, Ace Balthazar! Ricky: Jenkins, please escort these guys out. Mordecai: No, wait! It really is Ace! Just look at him! John: Eh Ricky, he does kinda look like Ace. Ricky: That may be, but you sure don't dress or act like him. Besides, it's a known fact that Ace died in that crash. Pierce, play Track 4 of Adrena-geddon, backwards! Ace: This is Ace Balthazar speaking, and I will totally die in a tour bus crash. Mordecai: Don't worry, Ace. We'll change you back in your old self. Then they'll believe it's you for sure. Mordecai (continued): First thing's first. We need to find you something cool to wear. Sir Gablethorp: What is wrong with my armor? Rigby: Dude, burlap isn't cool? Mordecai: You know what else isn't cool? Not wearing pants. Mordecai (continued): If you want people to recognise you, you gotta start dressing like your old self. Sir Gablethorp: If it is as you culture dictates, (takes clothes) then I will don the garb that is necessary to do so. Rigby: Whatever. Just try the clothes on. Sir Gablethorp: No! No! Sir Gablethorp (continued): I simply will not allow it! I will stand for these artisans to rouge my face. Sir Gablethorp (continued): But to remove my helmet?! I refuse! A helmet is a knight's honor! Mordecai: Well, hair is a rockstar's honor. Rigby: Yeah, man. No hair, no honor. Eileen: It's the only way to be a rockstar. Sir Gablethorp: Well, if that is your custom, then so be it. Margaret: Uhh, this is gonna take a while. Margaret (continued): (chuckles) Presenting Ace Balthazar. Mordecai: Woah! Rigby: Awesome! Mordecai: Margaret and Eileen, this is perfect! Sir Gablethorp: Indeed. I feel thoroughly transformed into a star of rock. Mordecai: Well, almost perfect. Mordecai (continued): This will help you remember who you really are. Sir Gablethorp: Remarkable! Sir Gablethorp (continued): A tiny band of men you can hear and see? What sorcery is this? Rigby: No! No more of that knight talk, man. Just watch the screen. Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word. Ace Balthazar: Acestounding. Sir Gablethorp: Acestounding! Ricky: Oh, it's you blokes again. Get out! Sir Gablethorp (Ace): Aren't you gonna invite your old bandmate inside? Ricky: Ace? Sir Gablethorp (Ace): I don't know about you guys, but I've got an Adrenaline rush, and I think I'm gonna... John and Fesner: Crash! Crash! John, Fenser and Ricky: Crash! Crash! Crash! Sir Gablethorp (Ace): Now are we gonna rock out or what? Mordecai: Dude, we did it! We're gonna see Adrenaline play live! Mordecai and Rigby: Crash! Crash Crash! Ricky: I wanna thank all of you for being here. And I wanna tell you that tonight, rock history will be made! Because tonight, after years of silence, Adrenaline plays again! Fat Man: How I've longed for this moment! Sir Gablethorp (Ace): Alright, let's rock! 1,2,3,4- Rigby: Ah, what? Mordecai: Woah! Ace Balthazar: Imposter! Ace Balthazar: This isn't the real Ace Balthazar! I am! Mordecai and Rigby: Uh oh! Ace Balthazar: You! You are a disgrace! Sir Gablethorp: But,.. but... Ace Balthazar: (mockingly) "But..but.." but nothing! I'm the real deal here, and this band is nothing without me! No offense, guys. Ace Bathazar (continued): Now get off this stage, poser! Rigby: Stop! Stop! Mordecai: Wait, hold on! We're sorry we thought he was you. It's just, we really wanted to see Adrenaline play live. Please just let him play. Ace Balthazar: No. Now get off the stage! Crowd: Yeah! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! Sir Gablethorp: Enough! Enough, I say! Sir Gablethorp (continued): For years, I have been fascinated by your culture. I have worked hard to embrace this as my own, yet this is how I am to be repaid?! Sir Gablethorp (continued): Now hear this, Ace Balthazar. I've got an Adrenaline rush, (puts on helmet) and I think I'm gonna crash. Ace Balthazar: His crashing....it's acestounding! Ace Balthazar (continued): I was wrong about you. Never before have I seen anyone crash that way. That was better than anything I could've ever done. Ace Balthazar (continued): Kneel, Sir Gablethorp. Ace Balthazar (continued): I dub thee the new Ace Balthazar! Ace Balthazar (continued): Now, take the stage! Ace Balthazar (continued): Forget it, I'll just do it. 1, 2, 3, 4! Mordecai: Well, at least we finally get to see Adrenaline play live! Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah-yuh! Sir Gablethorp: Ooh! This music is amazing! It must be shared! Eggscellent Knight: I have moshed poorly. Mordecai: Dude, best concert ever. (End of Ace Balthazar Lives.)
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