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Omagh is a large smoking crater town in County Tyrone, Norn Ireland. It was created by Finn McCool as part of a wider Town and Country Planning Scheme, spearheaded by the malevolent giant. It was built in response to Londonderry, which McCool's schizophrenic cousin was responsible for. People live for cuttin springs and screwin out the dturbos baiii! Despite the advent of colour sometime in the 1940s, Omagh has maintained a distinctly grey shade, only paletted by the scourge of Supermarket and chain store signs scattered everywhere.

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  • Omagh
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  • Omagh is a large smoking crater town in County Tyrone, Norn Ireland. It was created by Finn McCool as part of a wider Town and Country Planning Scheme, spearheaded by the malevolent giant. It was built in response to Londonderry, which McCool's schizophrenic cousin was responsible for. People live for cuttin springs and screwin out the dturbos baiii! Despite the advent of colour sometime in the 1940s, Omagh has maintained a distinctly grey shade, only paletted by the scourge of Supermarket and chain store signs scattered everywhere.
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district type
  • county
Nickname
  • Omagh Spec
Country
  • Norn Iron
Name
  • Omagh
Languages
  • Cultchie, "norn iron"ish, sheepish, polish
District
  • Tyrone
Government
  • People who look like Peter Griffin but do nothing
Currency
  • Sheep
Ethnic Groups
  • Cultchies, Chavs, Emos, Sucicidal people, foreigners, sheep
Population
  • 15000(xsd:integer)
bgcolour
  • #ff9619
Motto
  • Theres nothing to do.....
Religions
  • Devil worshipping
Anthem
  • how low can you go
abstract
  • Omagh is a large smoking crater town in County Tyrone, Norn Ireland. It was created by Finn McCool as part of a wider Town and Country Planning Scheme, spearheaded by the malevolent giant. It was built in response to Londonderry, which McCool's schizophrenic cousin was responsible for. People live for cuttin springs and screwin out the dturbos baiii! Despite the advent of colour sometime in the 1940s, Omagh has maintained a distinctly grey shade, only paletted by the scourge of Supermarket and chain store signs scattered everywhere. Jesus Christ once visited Omagh, and found that by ignoring Arty G's guitar-enthused ramblings, it was actually easy to get out. This day is celebrated every year on December 25, with police raids on local clubs conveniently timed mere minutes after the clubs have taken everyone's overpriced door fee. Brad Pitt grew up near Omagh, before his defection to America, as documented in his auto-biopic, The Devil's Own. On August 15, 1998, a large hole appeared in the middle of a busy shopping street, at the exact same moment that a small car disintegrated, 29 people died, and a loud bang was heard. It wasn't the IRA bomb though, because they specifically told everyone that their bomb was going to go off up at the court house. It must have been the RUC, who shepherded everyone away from the courthouse right to where that big hole appeared.
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